Hash Trash run 815, HASH WEEKEND INFO!!
Another Saturday, another circle. Hashers managed to find parking AND the start and found a circle untouched by nosey Tel Avivians... The walkers outnumbered the runners, which was CRAZY since there were at least 25 in the pack. The runners were promised 7k of running and obstacle course fun, but it clocked in at a totally doable 5.5k- the scribe has nothing to complain about, because she joined the walkers and had a nice cold beer in her hand. Back at the on on (slash) down downs, the pack underwent the longest set of down downs ever, most of which were drunk by Just Susan. Neighbors peered out of their windows at the debauchery as beer was sloshed, plates were smashed and Long Horny will probably never be allowed to have the hashers over to play again.
DOWN DOWNS
Hare: Long Horny
FRB: Fart Smella
Dude, we have been OVER THIS, where the hell is your hash kit?!: Bullshit, Tony
Dog Abuse: Gene
Returnees: White Pointers, Squidgy, Tony, Bullshit, Demaris
HASH WEEKEND!! IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN US!
We will be heading up to Kibbutz Tzuba (http://tzuba.co.il/) near J-town. Don't be lazy... JOIN US.
Friday Nigh Run at 1900 (sheva, siete, seven)
Hares: Twin Peaks, Deliverance
Saturday Run at 1500 (shalosh, tres, trois, ee-thray)
Hare: Ryia
HASH ROSTER!
28-Nov HELP! WE NEED A SUBSTITUTE HARE!!! AHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!!!
5-Dec Floater
12-Dec Pig Woman
19-Dec White Pointers
26-Dec Captain Caveman
2-Jan Croc Sucker
9-Jan Fluffer
16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Fart Smella
30-Jan AIDS
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong
posted by Hash Scribe at 7:51 PM
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