HASH TRASH run 810, Directions for 811

After a small pack the previous week it seemed like everyone came out of the woodwork for this weeks run in Givatayim. To cope with the masses some extra beer was purchased from the Thirsty Knights supply. We welcomed back Grave Robber and his clan of kids and marveled at his people moving abilities. The trail took us through the streets Givatayim, we encountered menacing dogs, found a pair of discarded shoes and dodged doggy poop. The trail then let us into an apartment complex which confused both the runners and the hares. After a domestic dispute between the hares over the true trail, we were told the arrow pointed in the direction of the apartment was only an indication to change to the other side of the road. Most confusing indeed. Halfway we met in a very big park and sang a very lacklustre version of Swing Low (bring back Diablo). On the way back to the circle we lost Tal and Pig Woman who took a wrong turn and couldn't be bothered back tracking to the trail when they could almost taste the deliciousness of an icy cold beer. Wet Pussy decided to wear his lovely new shoes and paid the price by drinking beer from them much to the amusement of Dyke dot cum.

Down Downs

Hares: Twin Peaks and Deliverance
FRB: Dyke dot cum

DKF: Lorraine

Virgins: Lorraine, Snow Goose, Demaris, Carlo, Arriane, Mark, Eliza, Oz
Returnees: Grave Robber and kids, Roya
SCBs: Tal and Pig Woman

People Mover: Grave Robber

On the Phone Again, I just can't wait to get on the Phone Again: Goldmember

Foot Fetish: Wet Pussy

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 811
The run on October 17th will begin in Ramat Aviv at 3:00. The directions are as follows:

From Tel Aviv: From Derek Namir Road towards Herzliya and make a right on to Einstein Street in Ramat Aviv. Make a left at the 3rd light onto Brodetsky Street. When you come to the traffic circle take a right onto Reading Street. Continue straight until you see a park on your left side. Parking lot is on the left at the Alliance High School. Your Hare will be waiting for you.

From Herzliya: Take Derek Namir Road towards Tel Aviv and make a left onto Einstein Street.
Make a left at the 3rd light onto Brodetsky Street. When you come to the traffic circle take a right onto Reading Street. Continue straight until you see a park on your left side. Parking lot is on the left at the Alliance High School. Your Hare will be waiting for you.

Lost? Call Deliverance at 054-300-5092

HARE ROSTER- SET ON YOUR DATE OR FIND ANOTHER SUCKER:

24-Oct Border Bitch NIKE NIGHT RUN- ON ON AFTER THE NIGHT RUN!!!
31-Oct Porn Queen & Tal PIMPS & HOS RUN WITH ON ON AFTER!!
7-Nov Long Horny
14-Nov Dyke.Cum
21-Nov Roya
28-Nov Boston Creamed
5-Dec Cassie
12-Dec Pig Woman
19-Dec White Pointers
26-Dec Captain Caveman
2-Jan Croc Sucker
9-Jan Tal
16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Deliverance
30-Jan AIDS
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong

Motley's Halloween Party Information is listed below. All Hashers are invited to attend. Wear a freaking costume!!

The Motley Crew is at it again!

A Spooktacular Halloween Party is Brewing

at

25 Shalva Street

Friday, October 30

1730—until????

(that's 7:30 pm for all us non-military types)

See you there or the goblins will get you!

057 4206769—Dave

054 9051341—Linda

On-on!
Hash Scribe
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