27 August, 2009

Hash Trash Run 803, Directions for 804!

Holy moley it was hot. The pack gathered round the circle at 4:17 (tsk tsk, latecummers) and off they ran, through shiggy hill and dale and sand and scratchy grass and mosquito and fly filled fields. Well, everything put the hill part is true. We thought we were going up that gigantic hill in the middle of the field, but as fate would have it- the path did NOT go in that direction, only scarily CLOSE to the precipice. The hare set the trail all by his lonesome, was very generous with the flour and didn't skimp on the length (of the run). 35 minutes into the run the pack FINALLY hit the halfway, where John Buttons was grunted and some runners defected to the walking group. Hashers straggled around the park so close to the circle, yet so far, and the hare kindly just told everyone to go on in.


Down Downs!

Hare: Fart Smella 
DFL: Quickie, Pete
Virgins: Murky Hole, Ricarda
Short Cutting Bastahds! Long Horny, Desperate Housewife, Dyke.cum, Deliverance
Pete, Twin "Put the goddamn baby down!" Peaks, Fart Smella, Fatty Tatty, Ryia, Pete

Wandering off: Pete

No Hash Kit: Ryia and Rowtard

Eating bonbons on holiday: Twin Peaks

Directions to Run 804!
Hares: Seamen and Wind Breaker.
Take 2 North (toward Haifa), exit at Caesarea Interchange. Take the 1st left exit and turn R at the light. Pass the Gas station and continue to bear R till T intersection. (there should be a big anchor there). Turn R - that is Rothchild road but I doubt there is a sign. Continue on that rd till 1st round-a bout and go straight thus. Turn L on Kvish Ha Te'atron (Theater Rd). Pass the Cemetary on R, and turn Left into the Antiquity Museum parking lots. There are three lots, we will be in the Clalit health Services lot. (I hope...)

Lost? So are we, call 054-440-6313

***The time is upon us to set a new hare roster- if you have dates you desperately want to set, please email the scribe***
5-Sep Wet Pussy
12-Sep Fatty Tatty
19-Sep Quickie
26-Sep Long Horny
3-Oct Desperate Housewife
10-Oct Goldmember
17-Oct Fart Smeller
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