05 November, 2009

Hash Trash Run 813, Directions to 814

The rain ceased, the heavens parted and the hos and pimps of Tel Aviv came out in force.  This hash provided Desperate Housewife with yet another excuse to dress up in women's clothing (and be spotted by someone from work).  Wet Pussy got the ball rolling with another classic joke from his ever expanding repertoire "Whats does an Amish man and a Pimp have in common? Answer: They both know how to work a ho(e)". Niiiiice.

Tel Avivians had to pick their jaws up off the floor when the pack ran past- One onlooker suffered whiplash to their neck as Semen checked it out past Brasserie (where DOES one get pantyhose like that???).  Semen's son made a brief appearance poking his head out of his apartment window to see his mother sporting a larger than normal rack (thanks to strategically placed sports socks) and a corset. Susan was questioned by the police, the Hos danced with street poles, Desperate Housewife was called a sexy mother fu&c*r and some Hos posed for a photo with goldfish?!?.  Back at the circle, beer was consumed, we wished Croc Sucker happy birthday and then it was back to the House of Porn (Queen) for some more shenanigans.
DOWN DOWNS
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Susan
Returnees: Fatty Tatty, Maria, Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Porn Queen
I'm turning 30 and I'm excited: Croc Sucker
New shoes: Semen
Virgins: Josh
Sexy mother phuuckers: Long Horny and Desperate Housewife
Police Stop: Susan
Best pimp outfit: Susan

Directions for Hash 814
Hash starts from Elazar Davis Street Tel Aviv

 
From Herzliya/points north via 20 (Ayalon):

1. Take the Kaplan Interchange and stay right (towards Azrieli Centre)
2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan
3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn
4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st.

From Jerusalem/points south via 20:

1. Take the HaShalom interchange and stay left (going towards Azrieli
Centre), turning left onto HaShalom
2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan
3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn
4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st.

From Haifa/points north via 2:

1. Turn right onto kaplan street from 2 south
2. at Azrieli junction turn right onto Kaplan Street
3. drive up Kaplan, when possible make a U turn
4. drive back east on Kaplan, turn right to Elazar David st.

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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