21 October, 2009

Hash Trash Run 811, Directions to 812, More info on the HASH WEEKEND

Just when we all thought that summer was over, the pack met ON TIME in North TLV for a LOW GLUTEN hash. I know Deliverance is all into being fit, eating well, training obsessively, but why did she make us run 7.4km in this heat?! This is the HASH- an afternoon jaunt rewarded with beer. Faithful readers, I do not need to remind you of the injustices this pack has suffered in the last 6 months with horrendously long hashes, where the hares forgot where we were going and didn't use enough flour- this run HAD IT ALL, length (that's what she said), disorientation, a low-carb lifestyle... We ran, we dodged dog produced land mines, we were nearly attacked by a puppy. At the half we sang Do Re Mi (hopefully next time, with feeling?). The DFL/Virgin Guru Guru reenacted his straggle into the circle for the cameras. He sang us a Japanese Hash Song, we admired the brand new cooler/eskie/chilly bin, White Pointers served us cake for Bling Dong's birthday and by golly, we named two new hashers. JustCassie is now Floater (what a piece of crap!) and our always-eager-to-help JustTal became Fluffer (you can do the research on that one, kids).

Down Downs

Hares: Deliverance
FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Guru Guru

Virgins: Guru Guru
Racing on the Hash is VERBOTEN: Quickie
I.C.U.P: Ryia, Floater

Lisa it's your birthday, happy birthday Lisa: Bling Dong

On the Phone Again, I just can't wait to get on the Phone Again: Wind Breaker (and others. The RA failed to note some of these downdowns)




DIRECTIONS TO RUN 812- ON ON AFTER THE NIGHT RUN!!!!
Hare: Border Bitch
Where: i'll give you a guess.


...ok. Corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale in Kohav Hatsafon

After the run you are welcome to hang out or drop off a change of clothes for after the run. POST NIGHT RUN there will be a barbecue and Parrr-Tay at Casa Del Housewife. Drop off salads, drinks, clothing, etc. after the hash.

HARE ROSTER- You know you want to.

31-Oct Porn Queen & Fluffer PIMPS & HOS RUN WITH ON ON AFTER!!
7-Nov Dyke.Cum
14-Nov LongHorny
21-Nov Ryia
28-Nov Boston Creamed
5-Dec Floater
12-Dec Pig Woman
19-Dec White Pointers
26-Dec Captain Caveman
2-Jan Croc Sucker
9-Jan Fluffer
16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Deliverance
30-Jan AIDS
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong



HASH WEEKEND NOVEMBER 20th!
Room Rates if you are staying both nights - Nov. 20th & 21st
2 Adults - $108 per night
Children
2 yrs to 11 yrs - $27 per night
Children (12+) or Additional adult - $41 per night

Room Rates if you are staying one night only - Nov. 20th
2 Adults - $129
Children 2 yrs to 11 yrs - $32 per night
Children
(12+) or Additional adult - $49 per night

These rates are for Foreign Passport Holders only (and no it does not count for dual citizenship) So, in support of your local Hashers, we may need assistance.

I will need your Passport numbers in order to make the reservations and you will be required to have your passport when you check-in. They need to verify that you are a Foreigner not a local yokel.

Please let me know if you are staying for one night or two ASAP
CONTACT TWIN PEAKS
maureenkarassik@yahoo.com


On-on!

Hash Scribe
www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

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