29 October, 2009

Hash Trash Run 812, Directions to 813


Due to the Night Run, the hares set a brief hash with only one rule: No Running. Off they wandered, chatting, stopping, lamely checking it out. They crossed the gigantic construction zone in the neighborhood and wound their way through the park, scoping out where the night run would finish. At the down downs, the Embassy roving patrol drove by and stared as half the staff this poor guy was responsible for stood there drinking beer on the side of the road. Klassy. Goldmember tried to wear some spangly flip flops and paid the price: A beer luge through her nasty sandals. The pack enjoyed walking SO much they may never run again. After the night run, the party went until the wee hours on the porch where runners compared chafe marks, blisters and chased their anti-inflammatories with beer or wine (don't worry, we were under the careful supervision of the Hash Pharmacist). Ahhh, the life...

DOWN DOWNS!

Hares: Border Bitch, Desperate Housewife

FRB: Riley Bitch-Housewife
DFL: Twin Peaks
Returnees: AIDS, Fart Smella, Allie, Porn Queen, Susan
Philly Phever/No Hash Kit: Twin Peaks
Running on the walking hash/Sure, blame it on the dog barf: Porn Queen
Needs to find another reason to get a downdown/On the phone again: Semen
New Hash Shoes Flip Flops: Goldmember
Growing a beard: Quickie

DIRECTIONS TO Pimps 'n' Hos RUN 813- SATURDAY 31 OCTOBER at 1500!!!

ON ON AFTERWARDS!

Hare: Porn Queen and Fluffer

Where: Dubnov Garden (see attached ghetto map) or (HERE in Hebrew)

WHAT the WHAT?! For a helpful FAQ on the run, please see the attachment

From Herzliya/points north via 20 (Ayalon):

1. Take the Kaplan Interchange and stay right (towards Azrieli Centre)

2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan

3. Pass HaKirya and turn right onto Ibn Givrol

4. Turn right onto Shaul HaMelech

5. Turn right onto Dubnov and pull into lot (corner of Shaul HaMelech and Dubnov – free until 8 PM)

6. HASH start is in Dubnov Garden/Park

From Jerusalem/points south via 20:

1. Take the HaShalom interchange and stay left (going towards Azrieli Centre), turning left onto HaShalom

2. Cross Menachem Begin and go up little hill. This road becomes Kaplan

3. Pass HaKirya and turn right onto Ibn Givrol

4. Turn right onto Shaul HaMelech

5. Turn right onto Dubnov and pull into lot (corner of Shaul HaMelech and Dubnov – free until 8 PM)

6. HASH start is in Dubnov Garden/Park

From Haifa/points north via 2:

1. Turn right onto Shaul HaMelech from 2 south

2. Turn left onto Dubnov

3. Pull into lot (corner of Shaul HaMelech and Dubnov – free until 8 PM)

4. HASH start is in Dubnov Garden/Park

Bring something ghoulishly delicious to share at the on-on afterwards!!!

Berkowitz 10, apt. 312

HARE ROSTER

7-Nov Dyke.Cum
14-Nov LongHorny
21-Nov Ryia
28-Nov Boston Creamed
5-Dec Floater
12-Dec Pig Woman
19-Dec White Pointers
26-Dec Captain Caveman
2-Jan Croc Sucker
9-Jan Fluffer
16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Deliverance
30-Jan AIDS
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong

QUIZ NIGHT!

Quiz Night will be held on Friday, Nov. 6 at Aaron and Margaret Ben-Shoshan's home at 8:00pm. It is advised to arrive by 7:30 in order to begin promptly at 8:00. Remember to RSVP (techelt@yahoo.com) if you would like to attend and let me know how many people will be coming with you. Bring snacks and drinks to share. We are looking forward to seeing you there.

Directions to 6 Sara Street in Herzliya Pituach.

From Tel Aviv: Take Highway 2 to Herzliya/Kfar Shmaryahu exit. Make a left at the junction into Herzliya Pituach. You are now on Keren HaYessod Street. Continue straight through the roundabout and at the 2nd roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street. The second street on the left is Sara Street.

Any questions, call Margaret at 054-300-5092.