31 December, 2009

Hash Trash Run 822 - Plus Info on the New Year Hashes!!!!!

Attention:  There are directions to TWO fabulous New Year's hashes this weekend.  You don't want to miss any of the fun, and you will need the running to recover from Sylvester.

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Run 822 was set at what has been called the single most disappointing and embarrassing tourist attraction in the city - the Kikar Atarium.  The run was less disappointing and embarrassing.  Several runners sported santa and elf hats to the befuddlement of park bench sitters everywhere.  The walkers briefly feared being mugged for a particularly nice santa hat, but fortunately the aggression stopped with an old man shouting, "Your hat, give it to me." 

The Scribe didn't run, but from tales told.  Fluffer wasn't bothered by a lack of markings, but decided to telepathically interpret the mind of the hashers and run several minutes down the wrong trail!!!  Don't throw stones though, I hear he was not without his followers.  Just because someone looks confident, doesn't mean you should stop looking for the trail.

In circle news, He's a Lesbian taught us some very naughty songs from the Benjamin Franklin hash in Philadelphia (go Eagles!).  We'll be looking up the words and teaching them shortly.

Regime Change Announcement:  Starting on January 16th there is a new Sheriff in town.  Your future RA - Deliverance - wants you to know that she will be Hashin' sans Compassion.  Runs start at 1500 (3:00), not 1501, not 1525.  She doesn't care if you got lost, or couldn't find your car.   She will leave without you, and you will have to find the trail on your own.  You have been warned.

Down Downs
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Caveman
DFL: He's a Lesbian
Virgins: Lilliana, Rena, He's a Lesbian, Lisa, Jeff
Returnees: Jonathan, Deliverance, Crocksucker, Seaman
Santa Hat Hold up: Matterhorny
Trail Blazer: Fluffer
Late Flirting: He's a Lesbian
25 Runs: Fluffer

The NEW YEAR RUN! - Friday 14:00 (2 pm)
As every year on New Years Day The Holyland Hash House Harriers will meet at the Sharon Circle parking lot in Hertzeliya Pituach (where the arches are) at 14:00 (2 PM) for a short Hash run, a swim in the sea, and beer. Don't forget to bring a bathing suit, warm clothes, towels and sun tan lotion. Maybe after the run a Hasher from the area will invite us to their house to raid their bar.

Lost?  Caveman - 0522445644

Run 824 - Saturday 15:00 (3pm)

Location: Horvat Hanut, near Mata village, route 375.  Map here

From all directions:

Get on the no. 1 highway towards Jerusalem.
Continue until Har'el (HaKastel) interchange. Exit right towards Mevaseret Zion onto route 3965.
Take the 3rd exit at the second roundabout to route 395, and then the first exit in the next roundabout (towards Hadassah Hospital, route 386).
Keep driving (the road is winding) until you reach a T-intersection. Turn left, and then right in the next intersection.
Pass Mata village, and then arrive at the parking lot, about 1.5 Km later to your right.

Lost? so were we.
Crocsucker: 054-747-1914


16-Jan Goldmember
23-Jan Fart Smella
30-Jan Porn Queen
13-Feb Quickie
20-Feb AmboHo
27-Feb Semen
6-Mar BlingDong

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