HASH TRASH 772 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 773

HASH TRASH 772 – DIRECTIONS RUN 773 MEXICAN ON ON!   We met in Rishon Letzion.  We waited for the Beer Meister to arrive.  We checked it out.  We ran. We pondered the colour of the lake at the half way. Etti confused us all with Lakova sheli shalosh pinot.  We continued running. We found the circle. Thirsty hashers waited for the Beer Meister again.  We honoured Rami with the longest name in Holyland Hashing history … Ramalamablingbong. We got cold. We went to the hares' for an on-on.   Down Downs Hares:  Ramalamablingbong, Etti, Gili FRB: Wet Pussy DFL: Semen SCB: Crock Sucker Virgins: Tal, Zohar Returnees: Deliverance Making us wait for beer: Penis Pan Belated Chrissy pressie: Dyke.Cum Fainter: Boston Creamed Diplomatic abuse: Border Bitch & Desperate Housewife Half runner: Pregnant Pause 100 runs: Diablo   DIRECTIONS  TO RUN 773   When: 31 Jan, 3 pm Where: Herziliya Hares: Adi & Semen Directions: The hash will meet on the hill above the entrance to beach Chof Ha'tzook (the southern entrance to the beach next to Mandarin Hotel). For those familiar with the area - it's where the hookers set up shop, park in the large sandy area. If you are coming from Herzalia - turn right under the overpass at Glillot junction, turn left at the first intersection, and right at the next intersection. You will see the colorful Na'aman towers on the left. Take the sandy road on the right up the hill and you will see the circle. If coming from Tel-Aviv turn left into Levi Eshkol Street from Rt 2 BEFORE the Ramat Aviv Canyon. You will not be able to take a Left towards the beach after Einstein Rd. Follow the road till the beach and turn right on to road 2040. Drive around 2 km parallel to the beach, and turn left toward Chof Ha'tzook - take the sandy road on the right up the hill and you will see the circle. The Sea & Sun complex will be on your left. Our apt. is in the complex.   After the Hash the hares are inviting everyone for an on-on in their apt. The food will be Mexican. Here are your assignments: Women - salads of all kinds, and Condiments for Taco's and Fajita's - cheeses, olives, lettuce, salsa, sour cream, etc Men - Drinks - beer and wine, all flour based Mexican products (Taco shells, wraps etc)   Hares will supply the meat for the Taco's and chicken Fajita.   Lost? Call your hare on 054-440-6313   Young Crock Sucker   The scribe also found some old hashing photos of a young Crock Sucker!   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Pregant Pause                 2/7/09  (will be in Jerusalem) Boston Creamed              2/14/09 Desperate Housewife       2/21/09 Twin Peaks                     2/28/09 (Red Dress Run) Wet Pussy                      3/7/09 Captain Caveman            3/14/09 Border Bitch                   3/21/09 Long Horny                    3/28/09 Goldmember                   4/4/09 Fart Smella                     4/11/09 Semen                            4/18/09 Deliverance                     4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                      5/2/09 Ramalamablingbong        5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                     5/16/09 Penis Pan                      5/23/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

directions to run 772 from Rami

Hi all

Following are the directions to run 772 at Rishon-Le-Zion. Hares Eti, Rami and Gil

 

The meeting point is in Gdolei-Israel street in the parking area near "Makif Chet" High school.

Coming from road number 4 (south) Tel-Aviv Ashdod:  Take the right exit through Rishon le Zion West (sea) just before the bridge, turn right and drive straight through Moshe-Dayan road, At the 4'th traffic light  turn left (no right turn in this traffic light) to Gdolei-Israel St , turn right in the first circle, then left in the second circle and right just after to enter the parking area.

Coming From road number 20 Ayalon south: Exit to Rishone le Zion east (under the bridge to the right) to Moshe-Dayan road. Drive straight and turn right in the third traffic light (first right) to Haim-Bar-Lev street, then left in the second traffic light into Gdolei-Israel street, turn right (second entry) to enter the parking area.

 

Afterwards there will be a light buffet at our house.  BYO drinks and salads.

 

Lost? call Rami 0524 238867 or Eti 0506444759

 

HASH TRASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772

HASH 771 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 772 Quiz Nite – TONIGHT!!! NEW SHIRTS … ORDER NOW   We met in Kula Forest.  We ran through the woods.  We looked down wells. We lost the trail … constantly … which even the hares could not locate (notwithstanding the fact that it was laid only hours earlier and there were three of them).   We were led to the half-way by Swampy calling out 'On-On' rather than by flour.  We sang Father Abraham at the half-way.  We continued the search for the elusive flour.  We eventually found the On-In.  Only Crock Sucker seemed to have retained any sense of directions and took FRB with Desperate Housewife hot on her heels. The rest of the pack emerged from the woods dazed and confused about 5 minutes later.  One of the hares confessed that there was 'prospect for confusion'.  Penis Pan was floured and beered.   Down downs Hares: Penis Pan, Wet Pussy & Tim FRB: Crock Sucker DFL: Semen & Goldmember SCB: Desperate Housewife Virgin: Tim Returnees: In & Out (somehow Diablo & Desperate Housewife joined him in the circle) Relievers: Adi, Tim, Penis Pan & Fatty Tatty   Directions to Run 772 When: Sat 24 Jan, 3 pm Where: Rishon Lezion. The meeting point is in Gdolei-Israel street in the parking area near "Makif Chet" High school. Directions:  Coming from road number 4 (south) Tel-Aviv Ashdod:  Take the right exit through Rishon le Zion West (sea) just before the bridge, turn right and drive straight through Moshe-Dayan road, At the 4'th traffic light  turn left (no right turn in this traffic light) to Gdolei-Israel St , turn right in the first circle, then left in the second circle and right just after to enter the parking area. Coming From road number 20 Ayalon south: Exit to Rishone le Zion east (under the bridge to the right) to Moshe-Dayan road. Drive straight and turn right in the third traffic light (first right) to Haim-Bar-Lev street, then left in the second traffic light into Gdolei-Israel street, turn right (second entry) to enter the parking area.   Afterwards there will be a light buffet at the hares' house.  BYO drinks and salads.   Lost? call Rami 0524 238867 or Eti 0506444759   QUIZ NIGHT   Mary and Ramiro Martinez will be hosting a Quiz Night on January 23 at 7:30pm.  The address is 51 HaEtzel Street.    The directions are as follows:   From Keren HaYessod Street in Herzliya Pituach continue straight through the first roataty.  At the second rotary make a left onto Wingate Street.  Follow Wingate Street staight through 2 rotaries.  Ha Etzel  Street will be on your left.    Please bring your favorite beverage and some nibbles to share.  RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.   HHHH SHIRTS   Don't want to get anymore lame downs-downs for inappropriate attire? Want a short sleeve t-shirt with our logo?   Order now!   Mens - 8.50 USD Womens - 9.50 USD   Give your order to Border Bitch at or before the Hash this Saturday.  Contact her on christinegetzler@yahoo.com or 0574206844.  Don't forget – size, quantity or men or women cut.   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Adi                                  1/31/09 Pregant Pause           2/7/09  (will be in Jerusalem) Boston Creamed          2/14/09 Desperate Housewife    2/21/09 Twin Peaks                  2/28/09 Wet Pussy                   3/7/09 Captain Caveman         3/14/09 Border Bitch                3/21/09 Long Horny                  3/28/09 Goldmember                4/4/09 Fart Smella                  4/11/09 Semen                         4/18/09 Deliverance                  4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09 Rami                            5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09 Penis Pan                   5/23/09   RACE SCHEDULE   Date Where Event Website 8 Jan Tiberias Marathon Link 5 Feb Beer Sheva Run 10 km, 5 km Link 14 Feb Omer Run 10  km, 5km Link 21 Feb Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi) Half-marathon, 10 km Link 27 Feb Eilat Ironman and half-ironman Link 7 Mar Kfar Saba Run 10 km Link 20 Mar Ra'anana Run 10 km, 3 km Link 20 Mar Pro-Sport Ultra 80, 50, 30, 15 km Link 26 Mar Jerusalem Run Half-marathon, 10 km Link 28 Mar Ramat HaSharon Spring Run 10 km Link 3 Apr Tavor Mountain 11 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Herzliya 10 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Rishon Lezion Spring Run 10 km Link 10 Apr Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan) 48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km Link 24 Apr Tel Aviv Marathon, 10 km, 5 km Link 25 Apr Globes Executive Race 10 km, 5 km Link 5 May Ashkelon 10 km Link 7 May Mountain to Valley Race 200 km relay Link 9 May Tel Aviv 10 km, 5 km Link 13 May Haifa 10 km Link 15 May Talmonim Race 10 km, 5 km Link 16 May Gezer 10 km, 5 km Link 6 June Shoham 10 km, 5 km Link 23 Oct Holon 10 km, 5 km Link 21 Nov Azrieli Stairs Races   Link 22 Nov Eyal Race 15 km, 5 km Link 5 Dec Modi'in 14 km Link 11 Dec Gan HaShlosha (north) Half marathon Link   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

Quiz night, Friday, Jan 23.

Mary and Ramiro Martinez will be hosting a Quiz Night on January 23 at 7:30pm.  The address is 51 HaEtzel Street.  The directions are as follows:   From Keren HaYessod Street in Herzliya Pituach continue straight through the first roataty.  At the second rotary make a left onto Wingate Street.  Follow Wingate Street staight through 2 rotaries.  Ha Etzel  Street will be on your left.    Please bring your favorite beverage and some nibbles to share.  RSVP to Margaret Ben-Shoshan at techelt@yahoo.com.

More maps - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 771

Morning Hashers - Here are two more maps to assist with directions to tomorrow's hash. On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com Date: Thursday, January 15, 2009, 9:56 AM HASH TRASH RUN 770 – DIRETIONS TO RUN 771 We met at the mosque carpark in Tel Aviv. Fatty Tatty briefed the hashers that the run was long and sadistic with many stairs. She had tried her hardest to ensure that both halves were uphill. Some hashers opted to walk after such an announcement. We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. Blobs of flour where in fact blobs of something else and booby trapped. We sang Row Your Boat at the half way at Kikar Dizengof. We continued running. We had a moments silence for the loss of Desperate Housewife's two wheeled friend at the fateful site. We found the circle. Diablo and Swampy joined us belatedly. We had down downs. We got cold. We went home. Down downs Hares – Fatty Tatty & Desperate Housewife FRB – Wet Pussy & Long Horny DFL – Diablo & Swamp Monster (Crock Sucker and Semen saved by the latecomers) SCB – Boston Creamed & Adi Returnees – Huge Packer, Long Horny, Pregnant Pause, Dragosh, Yonaton Disobeying dress instructions – Semen & Border Bitch Marathon – Captain Caveman & Crock Sucker Directions to Run 771 Hare: Dragos When: 17 Jan, Sat at 3 pm Where: Kula Forest, south of Elad (אלעד) on the number 6 See the map attached for the meeting spot. Lost? Call your hare on 0542426107 HARE ROSTER NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. Rami 1/24/09 Pregnant Pause 1/31/09 Diablo 2/7/09 Boston Creamed 2/14/09 Desperate Housewife 2/21/09 Twin Peaks 2/28/09 Wet Pussy 3/7/09 Captain Caveman 3/14/09 Border Bitch 3/21/09 Long Horny 3/28/09 Goldmember 4/4/09 Fart Smella 4/11/09 Semen 4/18/09 Deliverance 4/25/09 Dyke.Cum 5/2/09 Rami 5/9/009 Fatty Tatty 5/16/09 Dragosh 5/23/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com

HASH TRASH 770 - DIRECTIONS TO RUN 771

HASH TRASH RUN 770 – DIRETIONS TO RUN 771   We met at the mosque carpark in Tel Aviv. Fatty Tatty briefed the hashers that the run was long and sadistic with many stairs. She had tried her hardest to ensure that both halves were uphill. Some hashers opted to walk after such an announcement.  We ran through the streets of Tel Aviv. Blobs of flour where in fact blobs of something else and booby trapped. We sang Row Your Boat at the half way at Kikar Dizengof. We continued running. We had a moments silence for the loss of Desperate Housewife's two wheeled friend at the fateful site. We found the circle. Diablo and Swampy joined us belatedly. We had down downs. We got cold. We went home.   Down downs Hares – Fatty Tatty & Desperate Housewife FRB – Wet Pussy & Long Horny DFL – Diablo & Swamp Monster (Crock Sucker and Semen saved by the latecomers) SCB – Boston Creamed & Adi Returnees – Huge Packer, Long Horny, Pregnant Pause, Dragosh, Yonaton Disobeying dress instructions – Semen & Border Bitch Marathon – Captain Caveman & Crock Sucker   Directions to Run 771 Hare: Dragos When: 17 Jan, Sat at 3 pm Where: Kula Forest, south of Elad (אלעד) on the number 6  See the map attached for the meeting spot. Lost? Call your hare on 0542426107   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  Rami                            1/24/09 Pregnant Pause           1/31/09 Diablo                          2/7/09 Boston Creamed         2/14/09 Desperate Housewife 2/21/09 Twin Peaks                  2/28/09 Wet Pussy                   3/7/09 Captain Caveman       3/14/09 Border Bitch                3/21/09 Long Horny                  3/28/09 Goldmember               4/4/09 Fart Smella                  4/11/09 Semen                         4/18/09 Deliverance                4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09 Rami                            5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09 Dragosh                       5/23/09 On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com