Hash Update - Important!

Hi all Hashers

Due to unforeseen events, tomorrow's Hash had moved. Find the new details below:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar 1st., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hathiya 13 in Tel Aviv: http://goo.gl/T5Tf3W

Notes:
1. There's a free parking lot there AFAIK. If it's full, there are other free parking lots nearby listed at: http://goo.gl/r5aw7F

On-After: No On After for the Hare because he has to head straight home. The hounds can do what they wish.

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here.

Directions: See map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Puppy Love Machine @ 052-3447338

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1038, Directions to Run #1039

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hasher's view of the 1038th Hash:

"What started out as a beautiful sunny day for Hashing brought out the crowds, luckily there was enough beer.

There was more flour in the Jachnun after the run then on the trail, although everytime the pack complained that there was no markings, Goldmember showed us we were wrong, only we couldn't see it.

As we circled up after the run we lost the sun and warm weather."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1038:

Hare: Goldmember

FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Captain Caveman

Returnees: Fuckhead, Hawkeye, Goldmember, Fart Smella

New Hasher: Magically Delicious

S(h)itting: Hawkeye

Misnaming: Goldmember

Pointing: Fuckhead

Mug Shots: Crock Sucker

Directions to Run 1039:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar 1st., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Heftman 5, Tel Aviv (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @ Porter & Sons

Maps: From Ayalon Highway Here.

Directions: Leave High way 20 (Ayalon) at Ha'shalom.
Drive west on Kaplan (sun in your face).
Turn left on Leonardo Da Vinci and start looking for parking.

Also see Here (same map as above)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fuckhead @ 054-2378356

Other messages

• I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
Run #1040 08/03/2014 Puppy Love Machine
Run #1041 15/03/2014 STD
Run #1042 22/03/2014 Gonadfather
Run #1043 29/03/2014 Twin Peaks
Run #1044 05/04/2014 Second Hand Job
Run #1045 12/04/2014 Fart Smella
Run #1046 19/04/2014 Double Entry
Run #1047 26/04/2014 Captain Caveman
Run #1048 03/05/2014 Cumunion
Run #1049 10/05/2014 Deliverance
Run #1050 17/05/2014 Spit or Swallow
Run #1051 24/05/2014 Crock Sucker
Run #1052 31/05/2014 Semen
Run #1053 07/06/2014 Just Nicole
Run #1054 14/06/2014 Boston Creamed
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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1037, Directions to Run #1038

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1037th Hash:

"Suppose they set a hash and nobody came?

The hares, beermeister and 0.5 hasher gathered on a wet evening in Jerusalem. That's about all I can say."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1037:

Hare: Hot Box, Gadhafi

FRB: Just Yoram
DFL: Just Yoram

No Hash Gear: Crock Sucker

* Just Yoram, being under-age, took his down-downs in the form of chips ingesting them one-by-one before giving a long farewell.

Directions to Run 1038:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 22nd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Mivtsa Dekel 2 st. Petah Tikva (Here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Tel-Aviv (Ayalon) Here

Directions:

Well, it's really simple;

Get to Petah Tikva somehow, specifically to Geha interchange.

Go East (on Jabotinsky)

Turn Left towards Dankner (8th traffic light)

Take the first Left onto Mivtsa Dekel st. the circle will be on your left, after the roundabout.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Goldmember @ 052-3980164

Other messages

• I'm starting to compile the Hare list for the next six months, if you have a preferred date, please send it to me soon.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run #1036, Directions to Runs #1037

Note the special starting time!!!

18:00...1800hr...6PM

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's (extra short) view of the 1036th Hash:

"Yet another lovely run in sunny Tel Aviv.

The trail was not shitty and the marking was splendid."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1036:

Hare: Fluffer
FRB: Just Nir

DFL: Cumunion

Returnees: Fluffer, Cumunion, Crock Sucker

Fingers On: Pig Woman

Enough With the Wedding Pictures!: Just Nir, Just Nicole

Misnaming: Just Nicole, and Someone Else

Wedding Bells: STD

Directions to Run 1037:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 15th, 18:00, 1800hr, 6pm.

 

Location: the parking lot behind the Old Train Station/Colony Restaurant. Entrances are from Derek Hebron or Derek Bethlehem. See map/directions here

Parking: Well, we start at a parking lot... Do the math.

 

From the Hare: This hash is a combined Holyland/Looney Moon Hash and so will begin at 6:00 p.m. 

In honor of Valentine's Day, wear something red (dress optional). 
The February full moon is traditionally called the "Snow Moon," but because we in Jerusalem had enough snow in December to last several decades we will ignore this. The American Indians also called it the "Hunger Moon" since it occurred in the dead of winter. That we can honor. So bring someone or something hungry or dead. (They also called it the "Bone Moon" but this could be confusing since this hash includes dogs and dog-lovers.)

On-After: There will be an on-after at the Colony Restaurant (see map).

Maps: From Caveman's Erection

Directions: Follow one of the maps, say This one

If you have a problem, call Gadhafi @ 054-697-7748 but don't expect much help since he doesn't know where he is on a good day, much less a Hash Day.

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months will be out soon
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Fwd: Hash Trash Run #1035, Directions to Runs #1036

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribe's view of the 1035th Hash:

"Hashing? Sorry, I was buried underneath a warm pile of vaginas."

(med. student, Gynecology & Obstetrics rotation)

Down-Downs Run 1035:

Hare: Pig Woman
FRB: Someone really racist

DFL: Someone really slow

Virgins: Some people you've never met before

Returnees: Some people you've met before, but haven't seen in a log time

Misnaming: Someone slightly senile

New Shoes: Someone who like running, but not as much as drinking sweat

Directions to Run 1036:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb 8th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

 

Location: Habima Square, by the stairs, Tel-Aviv (here) (new! Waze link!).

Parking: There's a parking lot underneath Habima, entrance is here. Otherwise, park on the street (sorry, I can't hold the laughter in anymore! Parking! On the street! In Tel-Aviv! Good one!)

 

Directions: From outside TLV, goto Ayalon, exit @ Azrieli and follow this. Easy peasy. If you're from TLV, you know the place and how to get to it.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Fluffer @ 052-8801111

Other messages

• The new Hare Raising Roster for the next months is below. Don't tell me you didn't see, notice or anything like that.
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

15/02/2014	Gadhaffi
22/02/2014	Goldmember
01/03/2014	Fuckhead
08/03/2014	Puppy Love Machine
15/03/2014	STD
22/03/2014	Gonadfather
29/03/2014	Twin Peaks
05/04/2014	Second Hand Job
12/04/2014	Fart Smella
19/04/2014	Double Entry
26/04/2014	Captain Caveman
03/05/2014	Cumunion
10/05/2014	Deliverance
17/05/2014	Spit or Swallow
24/05/2014	Crock Sucker
31/05/2014	Semen
07/06/2014	Just Nicole
14/06/2014	Boston Creamed

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com