Hash run 1007 – perfect day, perfect trail, perfect all..
Nine insane hashers and two little brads showed up last Saturday at the parking lot
close to Yafo port to set off for hash run 1007.
Our friends from Jerusalem where the first to show up there. Hotbox and Mr. Gadhafi himself, always on time. You can really count on the Voice of America.
Due to a stubbed toe and mis-parking due to lost orientation by Gold Member the hash started with a delay of 15 minutes. Typical unusual for a German setting the hash. Even though what is normal being myself – young ass hopper - a typical German. :o)).
The Replacement RA Fuckhead, I love that name, was from the beginning busy writing done numerous down downs, even before the hash started.
A new virgin, with the beautiful name "just bella" who was "hired" by just Jose showed up too. She showed her real talents later on the trail, when she turned out to be Beyonce herself, singing and giving a great ass jiggle performance during the run.. Pls. repeat that at the next hash…
The run lead first to the south through a park along the beach before turning into little side streets of south Bronx Yafo. Hashers become dizzy by the numerous curves and ups and downs. Nevertheless Double Entry was a great fan of the trail. Fantastic, well done…He still speaks of it in office three days after the hash.
During the run Fuckhead supplied several hashers from his camel bag with water or whatever was inside. After drinking that stuff, especially just Bella was heading like the comic super hero " FLASH / Roter Blitz " to the leading pack. Just Jose an Young Ass Hopper were wondering at the end of the pack if it was really water in the camel bag or some magical potion.
The midpoint was a small pub in Yafo, with a short beer stop.
Walkers Just Nancy, Hotbox, and stubbed toe Gold member – do not know how she managed to get her toe stubbed – where already waiting for the runners enjoying beer and fresh juices. Than the runners joined and enjoyed trash talks so so much that some even forgot the holy rules of HHHH and sat down on chairs and almost forgot to sing the midpoint song More Beer. Luckily we had our RA Fuckhead, well trained by the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces), writing down the downs downs and reminding us of the midpoint song.
Taking off again, Just Nancy and little brad Audrey joined the runners delivering an unbelievable finish. Little Audrey was not only faster than some grown ups but also very talkative and entertained the whole group.
During the final circle doing the down downs young ass hopper where suddenly seeing only white stars due to excessive alcohol abuse (one beer – equals five beer for a real German) and a slight sun stroke. He was taking off again… :o) The hash day finally ended in a restaurant at Yafo harbor where another "Virgin Sarah" hired again by just Jose showed up."
