18 July, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1007, Directions to Runs #1008

Hello fellow Hashers!

Listen, the HT is mighty long today, don't let it discourage you. There are also directions to Saturday's Hash somewhere at the bottom, it's worth getting there.

Hare's view of the 1007th Hash - Uncut, Uncensored and F-ing long...:
"Hi SOS,
here the "short" summary of Hash 1007
List with names of participants and down down will be provided by RA Fuckhead.
Hash run 1007 – perfect day, perfect trail, perfect all..  
Nine insane hashers and two little brads showed up last Saturday at the parking lot
close to Yafo port to set off for hash run 1007.
Our friends from Jerusalem where the first to show up there. Hotbox and Mr. Gadhafi himself, always on time. You can  really count on the Voice of America.
Due to a stubbed toe and mis-parking due to lost orientation by Gold Member the hash started with a delay of 15 minutes. Typical unusual for a German setting the hash. Even though what is normal being myself – young ass hopper -  a typical German. :o)).
The Replacement RA Fuckhead, I love that name, was from the beginning busy writing done numerous down downs, even before the hash started.
A new virgin, with the beautiful name "just bella" who was "hired" by just Jose showed up too. She showed her real talents later on the trail, when she turned out to be Beyonce herself, singing and giving a great ass jiggle performance during the run.. Pls. repeat that at the next hash…
The run lead first to the south  through a park along the beach before turning into little side streets of south Bronx Yafo.  Hashers become dizzy by the numerous curves and ups and downs. Nevertheless Double Entry was a great fan of the trail. Fantastic, well done…He still speaks of it in office three days after the hash.
During the run Fuckhead supplied several hashers from his camel bag with water or whatever was inside. After drinking that stuff, especially just Bella was heading like the comic super hero " FLASH / Roter Blitz "  to the leading pack. Just Jose an Young Ass Hopper were wondering at the end of the pack if it was really water in the camel bag or some magical potion.
The midpoint was a small pub in Yafo, with a short beer stop.
Walkers Just Nancy,  Hotbox, and stubbed toe Gold member – do  not know how she managed to get her toe stubbed – where already waiting for the runners enjoying beer and fresh juices. Than the runners joined and enjoyed trash talks so so much that some even forgot the holy rules of HHHH and sat down on chairs and almost forgot to sing the midpoint song More Beer. Luckily we had our RA Fuckhead, well trained by the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces), writing down the downs downs and reminding us of the midpoint song.
Taking off again, Just Nancy and little brad Audrey joined the runners delivering an unbelievable finish. Little Audrey was not only faster than some grown ups but also very talkative and entertained the whole group.
During the final circle doing the down downs young ass hopper where suddenly seeing only white stars due to excessive alcohol abuse (one beer – equals five beer for a real German) and a slight sun stroke. He was taking off again… :o) The hash day finally ended in a restaurant at Yafo harbor where another "Virgin Sarah" hired again by just Jose showed up."

That's it, short and sweet, ain't it?

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1007:
Hare: Young Ass Hopper
FRB: Fuckhead
DFL: Just Jose
FRBrat: Just Audrey
Chip Hoarder: Just Noam
No Hash Kit: Just Nancy, Just Jose
Late Cummer: Goldmember
Misnaming: Fuckhead
Relieving: Just Jose
False Accusations: Just Nancy (x2), Fuckhead
Walkers: Goldmember, Hotbox
Sitting: Young Ass Hopper, Just Nancy
Pointing: Gadhafi, Fuckhead, Double Entry
Fornication on the Trail: Double Entry, Just Jose
New Shoes: Just Jose
Virgin: Just Bella
Fuck-Off: Young Ass Hopper

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1008:

Meeting timeSaturday July 20th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaMafteach 28, Michmoret (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! A pool party! Bring snacks, salads and other good stuff. There will be Hash beer of course, but if you want something else (i.e. soft drinks and such) bring it.

Maps: From HaShalom Interchange; From anything south/north/east of Tel Aviv, just join the route wherever and follow it.

Just stick to the directions on the left hand side of the map (or put "Michmoret/מכמורת" in your GPS thingamajig)

Other notes: Upon arriving at the gate of Michmoret, contact one of the hares so they'll open it for you.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call  Fluffer 
052-8801111 or Spit or Swallow 054-6717787

Other massages
  • Later this weekend a new Hare Roster will be published. If you have any preferred date, state it now. 
  • We have a guest Hasher that needs a ride from TA to the Hash, is anyone up to the job?
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
July 27 - #1009 - 
Aug 3 - #1010 - 
Aug 10 - #1011 - 
Aug 17 - #1012 -
Aug 24 - #1013 -
Aug 31 - #1014 -

Hash Scribe