27 June, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1004, Directions to Runs #1005

Hello fellow Hashers!

A special massage from Captain Caveman:
The Jordan River National Park allows a maximum of 500 campers per day.
Seeing as the HHHH came out in tremendous numbers for the Hash weekend (501 registered Hashers/campers) it has been decided to cancel the proposed weekend.

Hare's view of the 1004th Hash:

Hash #1004 was Hot. No really, it was hot. It was hot in the morning, while setting it, it was hot in the afternoon while running it, hell, I bet it was also hot in the evening. That's how we roll here in the Holyland...

That said, it was also perfectly set for these conditions. It was not too long, says the hare. It had shade all the way, says the hare And it had cool water fountains all along the sides of the roads, says the hare. That's exactly where we started getting suspicious. So after consulting some of the Hashers a different picture emerged. No shade, No fountains and on top of it all, no walkers at the half way...

All in all, well, as usual, it was a fairly shitty trail.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1004:

Hare: Spit or Swallow

FRB: Captain Caveman & Fluffer

DFL: Young Ass Hopper

Phone Sex: Captain Caveman, Second Hand Job, Shooting Blanks

Misdemeanors: Shooting Blanks, Double Entry

Lost in Tel-Aviv: Semen, Second Hand Job, Head Down

Grandson Abuse (Again!): Captain Caveman

Lack of Car Control: Semen

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1005:

Meeting timeSaturday June 29th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: At the end of Derech HaPark in Raanana (here).

On-After: None that I'm aware of.

Maps: From Tel Aviv; From anything east of TA or north of TA

Directions: (In the words of CC)
Go to Yerushalaim St to the park and go down the hill heading west (the park will be on your right hand side).
At the end there is a Delek gas station.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman

Other massages
  • Very Very Important!!! A New BeerMeister is needed! Come on, take the beer off of Caveman's hands.

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • My beer is over, so I have to go.
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
July 6 - #1006 - Second Hand Job

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