Hash Trash Run #1004, Directions to Runs #1005
The Jordan River National Park allows a maximum of 500 campers per day.
Hare's view of the 1004th Hash:
Hash #1004 was Hot. No really, it was hot. It was hot in the morning, while setting it, it was hot in the afternoon while running it, hell, I bet it was also hot in the evening. That's how we roll here in the Holyland...
That said, it was also perfectly set for these conditions. It was not too long, says the hare. It had shade all the way, says the hare And it had cool water fountains all along the sides of the roads, says the hare. That's exactly where we started getting suspicious. So after consulting some of the Hashers a different picture emerged. No shade, No fountains and on top of it all, no walkers at the half way...
All in all, well, as usual, it was a fairly shitty trail.
Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Captain Caveman & Fluffer
DFL: Young Ass Hopper
Phone Sex: Captain Caveman, Second Hand Job, Shooting Blanks
Misdemeanors: Shooting Blanks, Double Entry
Lost in Tel-Aviv: Semen, Second Hand Job, Head Down
Grandson Abuse (Again!): Captain Caveman
Lack of Car Control: Semen
...and now for this week's run:
- Very Very Important!!! A New BeerMeister is needed! Come on, take the beer off of Caveman's hands.
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
- My beer is over, so I have to go.
posted by Hash Scribe at 11:16 PM
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