31 May, 2013

Hash Trash Run #998, Directions to Runs #999-1000

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hares' view of the 999th&1000th Hashes (and this time, uncensored and uncut!) in order of occurrence:
Hash 1000 - 
Run 1000.  It was a pub crawl... Hares can't remember much... Except for sacrificing ourselves for some cold beer in the hot weather. 

We ran, walked and drank; ran, walked and drank, DANCED a bit to Father Abraham, ran, walked and drank until the run was finished. Finally, we drank more while virgins and visitors were introduced, returnees were reintroduced and we welcomed "Shooting Blanks" to the ranks. Then we all went to Mikes and drank until Just Shou finished the night with a bang.
It was smashing!!

Hash 999 - 
V 1.0
The Red Dress Run was a fun affair. Finally a large turnout of some of the latest in Women's Fashion with a nice assortment of Blond Wigs.(Hansel and Gretel stood out in particular).

Visitors from all over the world and even some media to cover the event, were present.

Tel Aviv Streets were treated with a fiasco of color and noise.

A rendition of "Joe Button", on Rothschild Blvd, had the Tel-Avivians in awe.

On return to the Elifilet Circle, the usual foolishness, was toped up with the Naming of Just Shou as "Young Ass Hopper". But apparently in choosing this name, the Hash screwed up, because Shou actually loves the name...

Anyway it was fun ( a S H I T T Y   T R A I L).

V 2.0
Last Saturday had the Israeli Police force on high alert (Konenut).
After several unannounced raids on the major mental institutions in the Tel-Aviv region the special SWAT teams returned to their bases. This reporter learned that the cause of this action was because of reports from astonished citizens that over 50 "loonies in red dresses" were running amok throughout the streets of Tel-Aviv, making noise, shouting, whistle-blowing, attempted horn-blowing, and being general "pains-in-the-asses".
This rabble rousing group was caught on Rothschild Blvd. praising some working-class hero named Joe (maybe they're commies).
Afterwards they were found again at an abandoned parking lot off Elifelet st. drinking beer, pouring beer over peoples heads and acting like maybe they did escape from some institution.
Later on they seemed to not be able to calm down and went to Norma Jeans where they continued their mayhem.
Beware, it turns out they do this every Saturday (it appears that the color of the dress changes though).

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 999:
Hares: Captain Caveman and Double Entry
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: White Pointers
Visitors: Russian Bride, Tire Fruck, Dr. Dolittle, Joint Venture
Relievers (& Down-Down Duel): Deliverance, Russian Bride
Virgin: Just Carla, Just Nicole, Just Nir, Just Michael, Just Inbal, Just Doree, Just Yogi, Just Miri, Just Janice
Misnamers: Fart Smella, Twin Peaks, Lay a Bitch
Hashy Birthday: Just Leslie
Naming: Just Shou is now Young Ass-Hopper!

Down-Downs Run 1000:
Hares: Pig-Woman and STD
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: No one really recalls, maybe it was Just Sagie...
Naming: Just Pete is now Shooting Blanks!
Other Down-Downs: We were too drunk to write at that point.

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1001:

Meeting timeSaturday June 1st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot off of Maskit st. Herzliya Pituach (Here.

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Tel-Aviv (Derech Namir) Here

Take Derech Namir Road to Highway 2 North. 
Exit at Ha Sira exit into the Industrial Zone/Abba Evan Street.
Make your first right onto Maskit Street and continue for about 200 meters and on your left you will see a large pay parking area. 
Take a Left at the end of the parking lot.
You may park for free near in the blue and white spaces surrounding the paring area. 
We will meet at the corner near Wine and More (the south-western corner)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Deliverance 

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Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
June 8 - #1002 - Gadhaffi
June 15 - #1003 - Spit or Swallow
June 22 - #1004 - Fuck Head
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