Hash Trash Run 991, Directions to Run 992

Hello fellow Hashers!

Notice the Time Change!!!

And today, 2 Hash summaries for the price of one! 

Hare's view of the 991st Hash:

 

The Hashers met (again) at the top of Moshe Sharrette. It was a shitty (great) trail as usual. Awfully (well) marked, horrible (great) scenery and lots (lots) of hills.

And the highlight of the Hash, not one, not two but three Hashers decided they needed to drink out of their new shoes.

Did I mention the trail was shitty?

And now, Hare's view of the 69th+69 Hash of the Thirsty Knights Hash (that took place on Monday):

The hash ran. That was crappy (fun). The hash drank unimaginably shitty wine. That was less fun. The next phase was fucking off Penis Envy. And then the hare got named. That was the most fun (the Hare likes his name too much, might have to rename...).

Then the hash went to Mike's Place for more beer. That was also a lot of fun.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 991:

 

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Double Entry
Virgin: Just Shu
Relirving: Deliverance

Flatlinning: Captain Caveman

8K Idiots (Running 8K before the Hash): Fluffer, Spit or Swallow

Phone Sex: Just Pete

Sitting: Second Hand Job

(Extreme) LateCumming: Just Eli (see new name in the next down-down section)

Race Bling: Double Entry

(Not Official) Fuck Off: Penis Envy

New Shoes: Penis Envy (2nd week straight!!), Second Hand Job, Fluffer (who almost got away with it...)  

Down-Downs Run 69+69 of the Thirsty Knights Hash:

Hare: Just Eli
FRB: Twin Peaks

DFL: Just Joe

Late Cumming: Double Entry (though I think we forgot to give the man a proper drink)

Misnaming (Generally of Second Hand Job): Everyone

Pointing: Everyone

Shortcutting: Everyone

Returnees: Everyone

Not Running Around the Fountain (Shortcutting 2.0): Just Shou and Penis Envy

Golden Showers (AKA Relieving): Deliverance and Just Eli

Bullying on the Trail: Captain Caveman

No Hash Kit: Just Pete, Just Joe, Loves the Cock

Sex on Trail: Just Joe, Loves the Cock

Getting Rammed in the Rear (by a car): Just Joe

Official Fuck Off: Penis Envy

Naming: Just Eli is now Fuck Head (and Fuckin` loves it)

 
...and now for this week's run:

 

 

Directions to Run 992: Notice the Time Change!!!

 

 

Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (Notice the Time Change!!!)

Location: Netzach st. Ramat Hasharon- See Map Here

Directions (From road #5): At this LINK

We've started there like a million times. Just get there...

Still Lost? Call Double Entry 054-7909034

 

Other messages

• A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready

 

No Hare Roster. 

There will be a new one next week. Be afraid, be very afraid... (or choose a Sat. you prefer)

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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