Hash Trash Run 983, Directions to Run 984

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 983rd Hash:

The day was a partly cloudy, partly sunny while the trail, as usual, was wholly shitty. We ran, we held, we stopped, we started, we checked it out.
The walkers never made it to the halfway point and sent an SMS to this effect. Their absence was due, in their eyes, to the Hare's crap map and, in the Hare's view, a stunning lack of initiative. The fact that it had started drizzling probably contributed to their wussiness.
No matter.
We all reconvened just as the rain abated, Down-downs were held, beer was drunk and we adjourned to celebrate Boston Creamed's birthday at the nearby Link bistro where we were joined by Croc Sucker and Just Yannai, who is getting cuter by the day.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 983:

Hares: Boston Creamed, Pig Woman
FRB: Twin Peaks
DFL: Gonadfather
Bad Hare: Boston Creamed
Missing the Halfway: Double Entry, STD, Just Diane
Misnaming: Twin Peaks, Just Diane
Iron Woman: Deliverance
Returnees: Ghaddafi, Gonadfather, Just Diane, Just Eli, Puking Cougar
Birthday: Boston Creamed
New Shoes: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 984:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb. 9th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kfar Sava @ the corner of Tchernikovski and Ben Yehuda in the supermarket parking lot. (here) (Look at the link, it's cool!!).

On-After: No. Restaurant: No. Beer: Hopefully (just kidding, I think...)

Maps: From road #4 (it's pretty straight forward) HERE.

Directions: 

1. Go north on road #4
2. In the Raanana - Kfar Sava north interchange keep right towards Kfar Sava.
3. Go for about 1.4Km
4. Take a right to Cohen st.
5. Take an immediate right into the parking lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman @ 1-800-dum-shit or 052-2445644

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Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer 

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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