Hash Trash Run 980, Directions to Run 981

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 981st Hash:

A dozen hardy souls gathered with a dog and one-year-old (code name, Poo-Bear) for Hash 980 on a cold post-blizzard day in Jerusalem.
They shussed uphill for a while, and at one point all DFR'ing up a false trail, to a beer stop at the Promenade consisting of sherry and beer and not necessarily separately. After a round of "More Beer, More Sherry", the pack shalomed downhill through the Shalom gardens with views of the Old City and the snow-capped hills beyond (see photo).
At the circle the hash received two votes of "scenic" whereupon the RA launched a version of "Shitty Trail" but misspelled "shitty" for which he was thoroughly excoriated. The down-down was lengthy and liquid due to the large number of violations.

The warren then burrowed its way to a nearby tavern whereupon it verbally abused the hostess, waiter and manager over  some overstuffed armchairs and thus a good time was had by all.
 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 971:

Hares: gaddafi, hot box

(Caped) FRB: pig woman

DFL: penis envy

Returnees: hot box, gaddafi, gonadfather, just gabriel, pig woman, boston creamed

S(h)itters: pig woman, capt caveman, just dianne, hot box, penis envy

Misnaming: twin peaks (self misnaming!), penis envy, crock sucker, boston creamed

DFR (Dead Fucking Rong): capt caveman

Long Cutters: penis envy, gonadfather

False Accusations: fart smella, crock sucker

Touchy Bladder: gonadfather

Poo Stepper: pig woman
Child/Dog Abuse: boston creamed, gonadfather, just gabriel, fart smella, crock sucker

CA Governor Impersonator: twin peaks

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 982:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 17th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: HaNeviim St. Ramat Hasharon (here).

On-After: Nun that I know of (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)

Maps: From Morasha interchange (intersection of roads # 4 & 5) Here

Directions:

Head West on road 5
Take exit "HaKfar HaYarok"
Take exit "Ramat Hasharon" onto road 482

Head north on Route 482 toward Exit to Route 482/יציאה לכביש 482‎

Turn right onto Derech Rishonim/דרך ראשונים‎

At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit ontoTrumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit ontoHaMelachim/המלכים‎

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit ontoHaNevi'im/הנביאים‎

Keep left at the fork

Go through 1 roundabout

Continue straight to stay on HaNevi'im/הנביאים‎

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#982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Boston Creamed

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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