30 November, 2012

Hash Trash Run 972, Directions to Run 973

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 972nd Hash:

The hash convened in Jerusalem where the weather had threatened to piss on the Hashers all morning, but that did not scare the Hashers away. In fact, almost in defiance, the Hashers thumbed their noses at mother nature and even found a number of virgins to bring with them. The hare was teased about creating a supersize Hash circle, one that just-nily either approved or disapproved of, by both peeing and pooping in said circle. 
The number of Hashers only continued to grow as 3 o'clock drew near which started making the Beer Mister nervous (who would eventually send walkers for more beer). 
After the arrival of late cummers Puppy Love Machine, Just Rachel and Scooby Snack, the Hash circle was completely full. The hare tried to deliver a Shakespearian rendition of instructions which not only confused the virgins but also veteran Hashers. After being told to put a cork in it, finally, the Hashers were off.  
Runners were running, walkers were walking and half way through hashers took a break to down some beers and sing and dance Joe Button in mud. 
After down-downs....the many, many down downs... a tailgate type On-After was enjoyed by all. Beer was drunk, meat was devoured and bullshit was spewed. 
In the end the hare would reason about the size of the circle - If you build it, they will cum!! 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 972:
FRBJust Eyal
VirginsJust Mike, Just Jennifer, Just Eyal, Just Doug, Just Rachael, Scooby Snacks
ReturneesHot Box, Quadaffi, Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
RelieversCaveman, Just Rachael
Late CummingPuppy Love Machine, Just Rachael
Dog and Child AbuseBoston Creamed, The Gonadfather, Puppy Love Machine, Crock Sucker, Fart Smella
Shit StompersCaveman, Deliverance
Best JacketSTD
No NameJust Diane (we will get to the bottom of this!)
...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 973:

Meeting timeSaturday December 1st.15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Moshe Sharet, Ramat-Gan

Maps: here's a Google Map for ya.


  • Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  • Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  • Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  • Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  • Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.

  • And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

    Call Twin Peaks 
    052 874 3662

    Other messages
    • Very Very Important!!! We need a volunteer to take the beer off of penis envy's hands for 3 weeks (or less, but for the next week for sure...). Please, talk to me if it's in any way possible for you!
    • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
    • The new new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

    Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

    This is just a draft. If you need to change your date please talk to/mail me.

    Dec 8th - #974 - Deliverance

    Dec 15th - #975 - Fluffer

    Dec 22nd - #976 - Guest Starring - Viking

    Dec 29th - #977 - Boston Creamed

    Jan 1st - #978 - Captain Caveman - New Years Hash

    Jan 5th - #979 - Spit or Swallow

    Jan 12th - #980 - ?

    Jan 19th - #981 - Double Entry

    Jan 26th - #982 - Gadhafi

    Feb 2nd - #983 - Just Dianne

    Feb 9th - #984 - STD

    Feb 16th - #985 - Pig Woman

    Feb 23rd - #986 - Fluffer

    Hash Scribe

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