Hash Trash Run 963, Directions to Run 964

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 963rd Hash:

The run was great fun.

We ran through the lovely fields of north Raanana, through citrus orchards and across Raanana stream (more of "Raanana sewage stream", but hell, who cares...).

We saw some nice youngsters along the way and wished they'd join us one day. When they stopped being douchebags. That'll happen one day (yeah, right...).

We even had a (not at the HALF way) halfway beer and sang some Do Re Me while downing those beers.

All in all, the hare had a great time, so everybody had a great time.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 963:

Hare: sos
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Just cornelia 
Returnees: Goldmember, Semen, Just Cornelia
Relieving: Semen, Penis Envy
DizzyLizzy: Captain Caveman 
Streching: Just Cornelia, Goldmember 
Martyr: Penis Envy
Drive Over Beer: Betty Cocker 
Last Bachelor Hash: Fluffer

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 964:

Run #964 will embrace spectacular landscapes and views,

as it will take place in Jerusalem (...REAL Hashers don't care about uphills, don't they?).

(A not so surprising) Surprise: On-After after the Hash at "Casa Gonadfather e Boston Creamed" where Italian gourmet food, lovingly catered for the event will be served with some fine beer (or Carlsberg)

Meeting time: Saturday Sep. 29th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

end (or beginning?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem"

For those allergic to GPS, here some Google driving directions form Jerusalem entrance from Tel Aviv  (Jerusalem Chords Bridge, aka Caveman's Erection).

Maps: From Caveman's Erection (all directions)

Directions (From the aforementioned erection):

1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎  2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎ 3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎ 4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎ 5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎ 6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎ 7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎ 8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎ 9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎ 10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎ Destination will be on the right

Some More Information:

Park on the street

Lost? Call your Hare, Call Boston Creamed: 054 2152653  /  Gonadfather: 054 5937721

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster will be out next week.
• On Oct. 19 Quiz night is on! You know where...

Did you know?!

I already have a volunteer for the Oct 27th hash. 

Me Need More Volunteers!!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#965 Oct. 6 - Semen

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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