Hash Trash Run 962, Heads up to Run 963
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 962nd Hash (unedited):
Being challenged by the RA to outdo last weeks Hash is not something to blow your nose at, so your Hare spent all week in the planing. I didn't go to work and lost sleep every night, turning over and over in bed thinking how to outdo last weeks Hash. I knew I couldn't do it alone so I called in the Aid of STD (sexually transmitted disease) who thought she was going to help get the Barbi hot and drink beer. As soon as she parked the car, along with virgin Osnat, we started setting the trail.
The run had an average turnout 10-15 Hashers who for some reason had nothing better to do on their day off.
The pack was taken by the (sissy) soccer stadium, through residential areas, crossing highways and finally to the halfway where to everyone's amazement beer was waiting. At some point in the drinking we remembered that it was a Hash and sang Joe the Button Man and continued running though sand and agriculture all the way being accompanied by a pathetic attempt at Hash Horn blowing...to reach the circle and the beer.
The circle led by our RA was most inspiring and we quickly dispersed to Caveman's bachelor pad where food had to be prepared.
Luckily Corporal Punishment showed up with wife and prince to take control of the fire. First prize goes to Penis envy for bringing home-cooked bread and other goodies (and for leaving her sweaty laundry). Last prize will go to the Hasher that brought apples and bananas. When we say bring meat and salads, we mean for you to bring meat and salads. After totally wrecking me house, everyone pissed off to contemplate their Jewish New Year resolutions.
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 962:
Hares: Captain Caveman, STD, Just Osnat
FRB: Twin Peaks
DFL: Penis Envy
Returnees: STD, Spit or Swollow, Betty Cocker, Fluffer, Penis Envy
Visitors: Stewed Tomatoes
Sitting while running: Deliverance, Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Deliverance
Barefoot Fucker: Double Entry
Walker: STD
Untied shoes: Betty Cocker
Veggie promoting meat: STD
New Shoes (and drinking out of): Captain Caveman
...and now for this week's run:
Heads up to Run 963:
That's only a heads up, when I (the hare/Hash-Scribe) will decide where exactly the Hash will take place I'll notify y'all
Meeting time: Saturday Sep. 22nd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Probably the Raanana\Kfar Saba area
Since I'm in debt to Captain Caveman I've decided to take the Hash outside of TA. Next time I set a Hash I'll make up for it (maybe).
Directions:
Some More Information:
Plan for a hot day - drink WATER beforehand!
Park on the street
Lost? That's actually impossible since there is no place you should be... But your hare will be yours truly, Spit or Swallow, which can be reached at 054-6717787
Other messages
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
- This is a last call to submit your desired haring dates. At the end of September a new Hare Raising Roster begins. If you have any preference as to a specific Hash date, speak now or forever hold your piss.
Did you know?!
I already have a volunteer for the Oct 27th hash.
Me Need More Volunteers!!
Hare roster - are you there?!
#964 Sep 29 - The Gonadfather
On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 1:26 AM
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