07 September, 2012

Hash Trash Run 960, Directions to Run 961

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 960th Hash:

Four Jerusalem hashers gathered for a gazelle hash Saturday. They were joined by three hashers from Be'er Sheba and two from Tel Aviv who, in an embellishment on a TA tradition arrived late, found the hash but did not find the trail.
The run was on a mix of on-road, off-road terrain passing through various secular, orthodox and wildlife sanctuaries. There was a beer stop thoughtfully located at a bus stop shelter.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 960:
Hare: Ghaddafi and HotBox
FRB: The Gonadfather
DFL: Boston Creamed
Lost on the Hash: Better in My Mouth, Just Souad
Lost the Hashers: Hot Box, Just Geri
Missed the Double Hold (ran by 2 circles): The Gonadfather
No Hash Gear: CumOnIWannaLayYa
Reliever: Just Dave
Sitting on the Hash: Everyone but Gonadfather and Nili-the-dog 


...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 961:
Meeting time: Saturday Sep. 8th16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.


Location:  corner of BONEI HAIR and Meir Ya'ari in Tel Aviv (Here)

For you GPS-geekies: Just tap in your whatsamajig "Meir Ya'ari 2, Tel-Aviv" this should get you there.

Directions (Cuming from all directions outside of TA): 

  1. Go on Ayalon
  2. Get off Ayalon at Rokach Interchange going west.
  3. Go on the bridge
  4. Turn Right at Ibn Gabirol (that's the first right after the bridge)
  5. Turn Right to Shai Agnon
  6. Turn Right to Israel Galili
  7. Turn Right to Meir Ya'ari
  8. Go straight until you hit the Hare...


Lost? How's that possible, I really put an effort into these directions, and I wrote it after a Hash!!!
Oh, the hell with it... find LTC at 054-4367738


On After at Chez Loves the Cock
In Biluya Maoz 4 Apt #26, Kochav haTzafon Tel Aviv. About 5 minutes from the starting point.
LTC claims it's not on google maps but I found it, right here. You can also find the location in WAZE, it's known as Rebecca's palace (a question must be asked, how does WAZE know her sooooo well?!).
There will be pizza as an on–after snack. You can bring stuff if you want for the on-after and if you come early enough you can throw it in her apt.  
Yet be warned, "I only sleep at my apartment and do not have very many cooking things. I was only allowed to bring 900lbs so basically don't expect me to have cooking stuff..." 

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • At the end of September a new Hare Raising Roster begins. If you have any preference as to a specific Hash date, speak now or forever hold your piss.



Did you know?!
I already have a volunteer for the Oct 27th hash. 
Me Need More Volunteers!!

Did you know?! (2!!!)
On Oct. 19th Quiz night is back in town. Save the date!!!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#962 Sep 15 - Captain Caveman

#963 Sep 22 - TBD

#964 Sep 29 - The Gonadfather 


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On-on!
Hash Scribe