Hash Trash Run 970, Directions to Run 971
Hello fellow Hashers!
NOTE THE NEW HASH HOUR! 15:00, 1500, 3PM
Hare's view of the 970th Hash:
We gathered in the midst of rainy Tel-Aviv for a Hash for the ages. Some of the hashers even made on time (others had some lame excuses about flat tires and such...). This week the harriette did not wear a skirt but she did pull a theme Hash, the "Game of Thrones" Hash. And boy, did we see some thrones!!
The first Throne (Latrine) was at "Tiv Taam in the City", where apparently our hare likes to let herself go. The second throne (Lavatory) was at a restaurant, where peeing is done on the second floor and food is being made at the bottom floor. The third and the first interesting Throne (John) was at Little Prague where we had a... Beer!
We then continued to our fourth throne (Restroom [does anyone actually rest there?!]), which was set in the middle of lovely Gan Me'ir (a dog shittery of it's own) and finally we got to Molly Blooms just to find the last throne (Toilet) in our journey.
And all this journey, you must ask yourself, for what purpose? Well, it was all just to remind us that our harriette had a bladder of a 5 year old.
Then we ate.
All in all, two beer stops, 5 Throne stops, and one chilly, what more can you ask for?
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 970:
Hare: Penis Envy
FRB: Gayza Strip, Spit or Swallow
DFL: Double Entry
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Just Dianne, Twin Peaks
Sitting (not on a Throne): Captain Caveman
Returnees: Captain Caveman, Fluffer, STD
Virgins: Just Sari, Just Stephan
Visitor: Chum Guzler
Dog Abuse: Just Sari, Just Stephan
Relieving: Twin Peaks, Gayza Strip
New Hash Kit: Just Dianne, Jusa Matt
No Underwear: Spit or Swallow, Fluffer, Tein Peaks, Puppy Love Machine
New Shoes (After the Hash...): Pig Woman and Spit or Swallow
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 971:
Surprise Hare!!! Dress up, get your running shoes ready and come!
Meeting time: Saturday November 17th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)
Maps: There is already one map too many, we've been there like a million times...
Directions: Come on!!
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
Other messages
- Very Very Important!!! We need a volunteer to take the beer off of penis envy's hands for 3 weeks (or less, but for the next week for sure...). Please, talk to me if it's in any way possible for you!
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
- The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman
On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 1:06 AM
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