Hash Trash Run 968, Directions to Run 969
Hello fellow Hashers!
NOTE THE NEW HASH HOUR! 15:00, 1500, 3PM
Hare's view of the 968th Hash:
We circled up in Herzliya Pituach at the Doggy Park. It turned out to be a women only Hash, which already meant that it was far superior to most Hashes.
Dressed in our crazy outfits we were off to what we were told was a short Hash only to find out that it was a normal length Hash.
We sang "More Beer" at the half on the beach promenade and we were heading back to the circle for a quick set of Down Downs. As we finished the last Down Down the pizza guy arrived with the pizza and there was much rejoicing.
Deliverance's studio was turned into a Women's locker room with showers and costume changes and onto the Trick or Treat stations.
You losers who did not attend missed a really great Hash and awesome Trick or Treat.
Dressed in our crazy outfits we were off to what we were told was a short Hash only to find out that it was a normal length Hash.
We sang "More Beer" at the half on the beach promenade and we were heading back to the circle for a quick set of Down Downs. As we finished the last Down Down the pizza guy arrived with the pizza and there was much rejoicing.
Deliverance's studio was turned into a Women's locker room with showers and costume changes and onto the Trick or Treat stations.
You losers who did not attend missed a really great Hash and awesome Trick or Treat.
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 968:
Hare: Deliverance
FRB: Twin Peaks
DFL: Penis Envy
Dead Wrrong: Boston Creamed
No costume: Boston Creamed
Best Costume: Twin Peaks
Wrong Way: Just Diane
Misnaming: Twin Peaks and Deliverance
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 969:
Meeting time: Saturday November 3rd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: The parking lot on Yaakov Tahon St. in Jerusalem (just off Golomb St., behind the big Kiryat Yovel sign) - See Map Here
Directions (From Cavemans erection): At this LINK
Hash Scribe strongly suggests using a GPS device/Waze on your smartphone. If you choose to do so you can also insert these coordinates: 31.762288,35.17631
Hash Scribe strongly suggests using a GPS device/Waze on your smartphone. If you choose to do so you can also insert these coordinates: 31.762288,35.17631
Now listen, your hare, AKA Puppy Love Machine, says that: "Hounds should bring their drinking shoes and shiggy socks because there will be beer and shiggy on trail...". And I say, do as he says, he must know something...
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
Other messages
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
- The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine
#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy
#971 Nov 17 - TBD
#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman
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On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 9:58 PM
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