12 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 965, Directions to Run 966

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's messy and not so coherent view of the 965th Hash:

"We met at the corner of Boarder's Bitch & Desperate Housewife's old apt. The circle brought back lots of great memories. Since their abandonment of the HHH, the area has improved significantly. The run was short and sweet, but since the hare walked, there is no information on how it went. The hare used her back-up Wind Breaker to keep everyone in check. Instead she had a wonderful walk with Just Dianne, a newly arrived forgetful Hasher just off of her last assignment in Argentina.
There was no GM, or assistant GM, so not sure who took notes, Spit & Swallow ran the show so he should remember who was the FRB, etc."
One must assume that another one was intoxicated while jotting these notes. WAY TO GO SEMEN!!!

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 965:
Hare: Semen
Hareplacement: Wind Breaker
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
No Down-Down Table: Penis Envy, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Substituting for the missing Jerusalemites - Just Dianne, Twin Peaks
Funny Runny: Double Entry
Virgin/Visitor: Just Dianne

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 966:

Meeting time: Saturday October 13th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Moshe Sharet, Ramat-Gan.

  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? Fine - here's a Google Map for ya.

Lost? Call Twin Peaks 
052 874 3662

Can you Help your Brotha' Hasher?!
  • Rack n' Lube needs a place to sleep while in TA in her own words: "anyone have an apartment available for some hashers to rent October 23 to October 28? There are two of us (married couple)...one place we've stayed at before is closed, and the other is not available for these dates. Any info would be appreciated." Be a friend!
  • He's A Lesbian is in town and needs a ride to/from the Hash on Sat. anyone who might be able to help please contact me ASAP so we can connect you.

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
  • On Oct. 19 Quiz night is on! You know where... Please RSVP with your hostess, Deliverance.

Did you know?!

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#967 Oct 20 - Double Entry

#968 Oct 27 - Deliverance

#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine

#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman

Hash Scribe

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