09 November, 2012

Hash Trash Run 969, Directions to Run 970

Hello fellow Hashers!

NOTE THE NEW HASH HOUR! 15:00, 1500, 3PM

Hare's view of the 969th Hash:

We gathered near a school in Jerusalem.  Some of us carpooled, some drove themselves and a couple walked to the Hash. The Hare was in a skirt and was taunted by children and religious housewives during the run... 
After a long complicated Chalk Talk including a Hasher peeing on the Chalk, we were on our way. We went up hills, down hills, through shiggy and by an eerie dollhouse/cat land. 
Really freaky. 
We had many midway points with beer on trail and almost lost a walker. The Hashers had many difficulties finding the real trail at some points. 
As night drew near and there was no sign of the Hash ever ending; we finally saw the "On In" and Pigwoman straight from the airport. There was much rejoicing! Believe it or not this was an A to B Hash. Back at the circle there was much relieving and beer drunk. Some kids even threw rocks at us and we were flashed by the Hare. 
The good times never cease. 
A really good hash!
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 969:
HarePuppy Love Machine
FRBJust Matt
DFLPig Woman
Virgin: Just Matt
Latecomers: Gonadfather and Pig Woman
New Hair: Penis Envy
Animal Abuse: Boston Creamed and Gonadfather
Relieving: Penis Envy and Just Nili (Boston Creamed took her Down Down)
Sexting: Puppy Love Machine and Penis Envy
Twins: Twin Peaks and Penis Envy; Gonadfather and Deliverance
No Hash Kit: Just Diane
New Shoes: Pig Woman and Just Diane

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 970:

Meeting timeSaturday November 10th.15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Penis Envy's regular spot, Ben-Yehuda 29 Tel-Aviv  (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)
So, as I said, On-After at Penis Envy's place!!! Good food, fine wine (and two wieners!)

Maps: From Ayalon (Map)

Directions (From Hashalom Interchange - Ayalon):

1. Head north on Exits HaShalom Interchange-מחלף השלום‎ toward Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
2. Turn left onto Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
3. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎
4. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎
5. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎
6. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎
7. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎
8. Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון‎
9. Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎
10. Take the 1st right onto Ben Yehuda/בן יהודה‎
Destination will be on the left
Ben Yehuda 29
Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Penis Envy 

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
  • We need a volunteer for next week, any takers?

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman

Hash Scribe

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