03 January, 2013

Hash Trash Run 977, 978, Directions to Run 979

Hello fellow Hashers!

Before we even start with our day to day regular boring issues, we have one massive, great, amazing "SAVE THE DATE!!!" for everybody.
On May 24th-25th the Holyland Hash House Harriers are having a very special Hash weekend:

Holyland Hash House Harriers are Happy to Present...
Hash 999 & Hash 1000
May 24th-25th, Tel Aviv, Israel
Be There and Bring Your Hasher Friends From Around the World
More details to come in the next couple of weeks

Listen up, if you want to come or want any of your hasher friends come to Hash/Drink/Wear dresses/Drink with us, we must set the wheels in motion! So committee or not, start spreading the word.

Hare's view of the 977th and 978th Hashes:

This is going to be an interesting since none of the hares wrote anything.
Hash-Scribe wasn't even there for Hash 977 unfortunately so I only have some insights about Hash 978.
We ran. I mean, we actually had ourselves a Hash, before we went dipping in the cold sea.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..." (George L. Costanza), and cold, and wet.

We then had pizza. It was great.
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 977:

Hares: STD, Swans
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Penis Envy
SCB: Penis Envy, Crock Sucker
Virgin: Just Nani
Misnaming: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Double Entry
Baby Whisperer/Sitter: Double Entry
Hot Bod/Shitty Trail: Schwantz, STD
Visiting Hasher: Darth Vader
Boring: Capt. Caveman

Down-Downs Run 978:

Hare: Captain Caveman
FRB: Deliverance (I think)
DFL: Penis Envy
Returnees: Goldmember, Laptop (after about 12 years!!!), Semen
No Swimming, Yes Tatoos: Swans, STD
Just no Swimming: Semen, Laptop, Just Dianne
(Trying to Get Back What's Rightfully His and Accused of) Stealing: Spit or Swallow

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 979:

Meeting timeSaturday December 5th.15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kikar HaBima (HaBima Square) (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)

Maps: here

Directions: Follow the map here, and/or:
  1. Get off of Ayalon on Hashalom interchange - heading west.
  2. Go on Kaplan, continue onto Dizengoff.
  3. Turn left to Tarsat.
  4. The square is at the end of the block on the left

The Surprising Hare of the Day... Just Eli
But since I don't have his phone # call me, Spit or Swallow for any question

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Hare roster - are you there?!
 #980  - Jan 12th  - Boston Creamed
 #981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry
 #982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne
 #983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi
 #984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman
 #985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer
 #986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman
 #987 - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

Hash Scribe

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