Hash Trash Run 981, Directions to Run 982

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Hare's view of the 981st Hash:

Hash 981, a very typical Hash , to be remembered for 3 things.

1.  Walkers outnumbered the Runners by 5 to 4.

2.  Each hasher got a personal pack of Chips- the empty Chip bags were used as cups for Down Downs (Photos on Penis Envy's IPhone)

3.  Boston Creamed, came in First.

Thanks to all participants.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 981:

Hare:  Double Entry

FRB: Boston Creamed

DFL: Goldmember

Returnee: Bull Shit

Phone Sex: Bull Shit, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman

Relievers: Goldmember, Captain Caveman

Late Cumming: Penis Envy, Just Diane, Bull Shit

Begging: Just Diane

Burping: Penis Envy

Crotch hole: Captain Caveman

Bull Shit Award: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 982:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 26th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Tel-Aviv corner on Bugrashov and HaYarkon (London garden, Caffe Metzada etc.) (here).

On-After: None that I know of...

Maps: From HaShalom interchange in Ayalon (road #20)

Directions:

1. Head west on Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎ toward Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

2. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎

3. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎

4. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎

5. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎

6. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎

7. Stop and find a parking spot on HaYarkon/‫הירקון‬‎ or in a near by parking lot.

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Goldmember @ 052-3980164

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Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Boston Creamed 

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer 

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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On-on!

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