29 March, 2013

Hash Trash Run 990, Directions to Run 991

Hello fellow Hashers!

Notice the Time Change!!!

Hare's view of the 990th Hash:
Hare's view of this Hash was amazingly similar to last week's view. Thank god I was there to see with my own eyes and give my impression.
The trail was, as always, shitty. It was also very similar to other Hashes set in the area... As the Hash started near the lovely Norma Jean pub, some of the Hashers even enjoyed a drink after the Hash.
But first things first. We gathered in the parking lot on Elifelet St. in Tel-Aviv. We had a small yet cheerful pack that hashed with great powers and a sense of destination. We went up some streets and down others through parking lots and shitty parks (no, really, shitty, each and every Hasher almost stepped in dog poo...).
At the end we came back to the same old parking lot where down-downs were downed and songs were sang.

Did I mention the trail was shitty?

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 990:
Hare: Fluffer
FRB (by default): Pig Woman
DFL: Captain Caveman
Misnaming: Spit or Swallow, Deliverance, Penis Envy
Returnee: Spit or Swallow
New Shoes: Penis Envy, Just Pete
Other Down-Downs: Other Hashers
* That's all I remember

...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 991: Notice the Time Change!!!
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 30th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (Notice the Time Change!!!)

Location: Top of the Hill near the Poet Bialik's bench Moshe Sharret, Ramat-Gan.

here's a Google Map for ya'll (including some directions)

  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
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  • A Kosher Hash, with wine and matzah meal, no beer or flour, will take place on April 1st courtesy of Just Eli. The Hash will start at London Garden (the garden next to Mikes Place) and a non Kosher On-After will follow at Mike's Place.
  • A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready


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