Hash Trash Run 987, Directions to Run 988
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 987th Hash:
This Hash was very special and Hash Scribe says that in a fully sound yet half witted mind.
The Hare sent the pack on a wild goose chase with not enough flour and yes enough shiggy.
As he tends to do every other time he sets the Hash, Spit or Swallow made sure the trail also included a nice amount of bees (unfotunately no one in the pack was allergic, though some of the Hashers ran by the hives whilst waving their hands in a most ridiculous manner...).
The weather was as good as it gets, the visitor was as Royal as Mounted and definitely as Canadian as they get and we even had some chow to end the Hash on the best note possible.
After all that, all we needed were some down-downs, a whole lot of beer for those down-downs and some cake.
So on we go to the...
The Hare sent the pack on a wild goose chase with not enough flour and yes enough shiggy.
As he tends to do every other time he sets the Hash, Spit or Swallow made sure the trail also included a nice amount of bees (unfotunately no one in the pack was allergic, though some of the Hashers ran by the hives whilst waving their hands in a most ridiculous manner...).
The weather was as good as it gets, the visitor was as Royal as Mounted and definitely as Canadian as they get and we even had some chow to end the Hash on the best note possible.
After all that, all we needed were some down-downs, a whole lot of beer for those down-downs and some cake.
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 987:
Hare: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Boston Creamed
Visitor: Mount Me
Returnees: Semen, Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
Misnaming: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Quiz Night Loser: (P) Spit Or (A) Swallow (Psoas)
Lost: Just Dianne
Short Cutting: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Sitting: Deliverance, Semen
Marathoners: Mount Me, Pig Woman
Phone Sex: Fluffer
Fake Israeli: Spit or Swallow
Visitor: Mount Me
Returnees: Semen, Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
Misnaming: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Quiz Night Loser: (P) Spit Or (A) Swallow (Psoas)
Lost: Just Dianne
Short Cutting: Deliverance, Penis Envy
Sitting: Deliverance, Semen
Marathoners: Mount Me, Pig Woman
Phone Sex: Fluffer
Fake Israeli: Spit or Swallow
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 988:
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 9th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Alliance School - Ramat Aviv, Tel Aviv (here).
On-After: Nope.
Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here
Directions:
Go north on Namir street in Tel Aviv.
Turn Right (if you indeed went north) onto Einstein st.
Turn Right onto Brodetsky st.
Turn right onto Lahover st.
Your hare will be waiting for you in the parking lot
Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.
Turn Right (if you indeed went north) onto Einstein st.
Turn Right onto Brodetsky st.
Turn right onto Lahover st.
Your hare will be waiting for you in the parking lot
Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
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posted by Hash Scribe at 10:05 PM
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