Hash Trash Run 986, Directions to Run 987
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 986th Hash:
Saturday's hash started at independence park where every hasher would have a rocky start locating the trail. The hare claimed the wind had blown away the hash marks and the pack as you can imagine disagreed...
After the hashers finally started using their God given eyes they continued on what would be a rather hilly first half.
The sweat soaked hashers arrived to meet the wankers at the half and a very, very poor version of Doe-Ray-Me was performed. To the delight of the hashers the second half was much shorter.
Down-Downs were just an appetizer to what would end up being a wild on-after complete with sing-a-longs, purim celebration and an old folk style mosh pit.
So on we go to the...
After the hashers finally started using their God given eyes they continued on what would be a rather hilly first half.
The sweat soaked hashers arrived to meet the wankers at the half and a very, very poor version of Doe-Ray-Me was performed. To the delight of the hashers the second half was much shorter.
Down-Downs were just an appetizer to what would end up being a wild on-after complete with sing-a-longs, purim celebration and an old folk style mosh pit.
So on we go to the...
Down-Downs Run 986:
Hare: Pig Woman
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Gonad Father, Gahdaffi
Virgins: Just Janet, Just Jason
Misnaming: Penis Envy, Gonad Father
Pisshead: Captain Caveman
Lost in Space: Just Diane
Returnees: Gonad Father, Gahdaffi
Virgins: Just Janet, Just Jason
Misnaming: Penis Envy, Gonad Father
Pisshead: Captain Caveman
Lost in Space: Just Diane
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 987:
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 2nd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
On-After: Nope.
Maps: From Tel-Aviv: Here
Directions:
Get on road #2 or #4 And drive north.
Turn to road #553.
Turn into Beit Yehoshua.
Go straight, pass the basketball court (and some bumpers) and park on the right in the parking lot.
Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.
Turn to road #553.
Turn into Beit Yehoshua.
Go straight, pass the basketball court (and some bumpers) and park on the right in the parking lot.
Another option is to look at the map above. There are directions on the left.
And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...
Other messages
- Good luck to all the Marathoners and Half-Marathoners tomorrow in Jerusalem! May your run be holy as the retiring Pope.
- A note from Deliverance: Quiz Night is Back!Friday, March 1st at 7:30 (that's 19:30, not 7:30 in the morning...) at Deliverance's home, 14A Galei Tkhelet Street, Herzliya Pituach.RSVP's are a must. Please bring quality food and good alcohol. Either text or email your RSVP's to 050-263-4684 or email at techelt@yahoo.com.
- REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
- The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
#988 - Mar 9th - Deliverance
#989 - Mar 16th - Just Dianne
#990 - Mar 23rd - Fluffer
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On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 10:22 PM
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