10 May, 2013

Hash Trash Run 996, Directions to Run 997

Hello fellow Hashers!

At the important massages section please see Twin Peak's poll about Short Cutting. Please reply to the poll!!!

Hare's view of the 996th Hash:

It was a beautiful day for a Hash. Semen and myself (Twin Peaks, H.S.) enjoyed setting the trail as it was great time to catch up on all the gossip. Started in a parking lot near the Tiv Ta`am, ran through the fields, into a park, into a neighborhood -- a little bit of everything. There were a few issues like intermittent double blobs (bad), loosing the walkers (worse) and not having the words for the half way song (worst). Yet, All in All it was another great Hash. 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 996:
Hares: Twin Peaks and Semen
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Boston Creamed & Ghadaffi
Short Cutting Bastards: FuckHead (thought he was FRB) & Pig Woman (see ruling issue below)
Virgin: Just Steve (he mooned us -- some of us are still wondering how is ass was as tan as his legs)
Returnees: Semen (a constant returnee), FuckHead (flew Delta), Fluffer (Lazy), SOS (also Lazy), Ghadaffi and Hot Box (travelling)
Walkers (Lost): Second Hand Job, Hot Box and STD
Lost Wives: SOS and Fluffer (BTW - they were matching shirts)
Relieving: FuckHead (who was warned not to relieve himself so close to the circle next time. Not to mention, his littering habit - in this case when in Rome doesn't apply)
Long Cutting Bastard: Just Shou (he actually started to short cut but decided to go back and run the true trail)

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 997:

Meeting timeSaturday May 11th.16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: London Square- Tel Aviv (here) (next to McDonald's).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! at Mike's or Molly's something that starts with an M.

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (on Ayalon Highway - Road #20) Here

Directions: See the map above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Just

Other messages
  • Very Very Important!!! 999-1000 Weekend is getting ever closer! Let all your friends know. Send them to our RDR page here: http://www.israelhhh.com/reddressrun-2013/ and to our Facebook event page here: https://www.facebook.com/events/517157881657747/

  • "Can a Hasher be called a "Short-Cutting Bastard" if the Hasher was checking for the true trail from a Hold but didn't find the correct trail and then cuts across a field or a road to catch up with the pack on the true trail?". 
    Caveman (the oldest Hasher and most runs) claims that if a Hasher is checking it out he/she cannot be considered a Short-Cutting Bastard
    Twin Peaks - the keeper of the rules, (self proclaimed - better looking, wiser, etc.) says that short cutting is short cutting whether you check it out or not.
    Please vote! (your opinion will be taken into consideration)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
May 18 - #998 - Second Hand Job
May 24th-25th #999-#1000 - Hash Weekend!!!
June 1 - #1001 - Deliverance
June 8 - #1002 - Fuck Head
June 15 - #1003 - Spit or Swallow

Hash Scribe