23 May, 2013

Hash Trash Run #998, Directions to Runs #999-1000

Hello fellow Hashers!

This Hash-Trash is going to start the usual way but the actual blast is saved for last, and includes directions to the...
999-1000 Hash Weekend!!!

So here's the Hare's view of the 998th Hash:
It was a beautiful, sunny, not too hot day for a Hash.
We met near Jaffa in a park next to the ocean. The Hash went up thru old Jaffa (where the hare lost the trail), down to the port area for a beer stop (where the hounds lost control) and then back thru the market area all the way back to a parking lot (where the people around us lost patience).
The trail markings for the first half were made with semolina so X-ray vision was needed to follow the trail, but we somehow manged... 
Shou and 2nd Hand Job enjoyed setting the trail becoming part of an Ethiopian wedding party along the way.
All in all, The views of Tel Aviv were super from the top of the amphitheater and made up for an otherwise shitty trail. 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 998:
Hares: 2nd Hand Job & Just Shou
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Double Entry (running barefoot & with thongs)
Misnamers: Twin Peaks, Just Pete, Capt Caveman, Spit or Swallow
Relievers: Capt Caveman
Tech on trail: 2nd Hand Job, Just Shou
Returnee from vacation in "Vermont": Double Entry
Loss of Tuscany Trip: Twin Peaks
Flying: Just Shou

And Now For This Week's Runs: 
For any additional information call
Spit or Swallow @ 054-6717787
Captain Caveman @ 052-2445644

Directions to Run 1000:

Meeting timeFriday May 24th.16:00, 1600hr, 4pm (Please cum EARLY!!).

Location: On the Promenade across the street from Mike's Place HERE.

Shirts: Will be sold at the location. They are dri-fit, and will cost about 60 shekels.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! - At the very loved Mike's Place - There is a set menu we got, it'll cost a 100 shekels each and will include a main course and a couple of beers each (tip not included). So come hungry!!

Maps: From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from HaShalom Interchange) 
1. Head west on Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎ toward Exits HaShalom interchange-מחלף השלום‎
2. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎
3. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎
4. Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎ turns slightly right and becomes Reines/ריינס‎
5. Turn left onto Frishman/פרישמן‎
6. Turn left onto Retsif Herbert Samuel/רציף הרברט סמואל‎

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman 

Directions to Run 999 - Red Dress Run!!:

Most Importantly: It's a Red Dress Run - Wear your best dresses. All of you. Even the ladies!

Meeting time: Saturday May 25th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm (Please cum EARLY!!).

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

Shirts: Leftovers (if any) Will be sold at the location. They are dri-fit, and will cost about 60 shekels.

On-After: Most Probably at Norma Jean's.

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman 
052-2445644 Or Double Entry @ 054-7909034

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