Hash Trash Run #1002, Directions to Runs #1003

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1002nd Hash:

The trail was extra shitty this week, winding its way through the shit-filled streets and parks of Tel Aviv, and over some shit-covered walls, too. The hare was still pissed about poor markings on Run #999 and gave the hashers a collective punishment with a long an awfully marked trek under an unrelenting sun.
There was water in the middle, and beer at the the end, so it ended slightly less shitty, but still pretty shitty.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1002:

Hare: Fuckhead

FRB: Fluffer

DFL: Boston Creamed

Misnaming: Double Entry, Just Carla, Goldmember, Deliverance

Returnee: Bullshit
No Hashkit: Fuckhead
Tech on Trail: Fluffer
Misnaming: LCF (?), Fuckhead
Late Cumming: Shooting Blanks, Goldmember, Pigwomen
(unintelligible): Fuckhead

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1003:

Meeting time: Saturday June 15th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The small parking lot on the street leading to the Monastery of the Cross. Oh, yes, in Jerusalem.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com) Somewhere in the vicinity of the starting point.

Maps: From Caveman's Erection at the entrance of Jerusalem Here

Directions:

	1. Head east on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Sderot HaNassi Hashishi/שדרות הנשיא השישי‎
		400 m
	2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
		1.2 km
	3. Continue onto Sderot Hayim Hazaz/שדרות חיים הזז‎
		700 m
	4. Turn right onto HaRav Herzog/הרב הרצוג‎
		450 m
	5. Turn right onto Zalman Shneur/זלמן שניאור‎
		170 m
	6. Turn right onto Yehoshua Yevin/יהושע ייבין‎ Destination will be on the left
		500 m

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Gadhafi @ 054-6977748

Other messages

• Very Very Important!!! A New BeerMeister is needed! Come on, take the beer off of Caveman's hands.
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• My beer is over, so I have to go.

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

June 22 - #1004 - Spit or Swallow

--

On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com