21 June, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1003, Directions to Runs #1004

Hello fellow Hashers!

* Note - Many many announcements await you at the bottom, please read carefully. 

Hare's view of the 1003rd Hash:

Hash #1003 was a glorious late-spring affair drawing 21 hashers (well, 20.5 hashers), three dogs (well, 2.5 dogs), and one luxury stroller. The pack circled under clear skies and a cool breeze and then ran through the park of the Monastery of the Cross up to the University for a beer stop and a round of "More Beer." It then ran across campus and down the other side. Some of the walkers took so long that it was surmised they had stopped to pick up PhD's. Before the circle could be gathered an unnamed hasher had to be escorted away to take a dump (thus missing the singing of "Shitty Trail"). He/she/it returned an hour later, disheveled and disoriented, claiming to have been lost. Singing was heard from the nearby nunnery.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1003:

Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box

FRB: Fuckhead

DFL: Just Jose

Misdemeanors: Goldmember, Fuckhead, J. Jose, J. Scott, Hot Box

Returnees: Just Jose, Just Scott

Visitors: Just Jessica (from NYC)

Virgins: Just Keith, Just Lea

Pointer Sisters: Shooting Blanks, Just Jose

Bablat: Shooting Blanks

Child Abuse: Crocksucker

Pisher: Fuckhead, Just Lea

Hash on the Hash: Puppy Love Machine, Just Keith

Grandson Abuse: Capt. Caveman

Beer Abuse: Gadhafi

Car Abuse: Second Hand Job, Gadhafi

Demanding-a-Down-Down-even-though-she-did-not-commit-an-infraction: Double Entry

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1004:

Meeting timeSaturday June 22nd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The run will start at the Mega-Ba'ir parking lot on Oded Street, Tel-Aviv.

On-After: Nope, not this time.

Maps: From Ayalon Here

  • Cumming from Ayalon - get off at Hashalom Interchange and go on Hashalom (eastbound), take a RIGHT onto Oded st. and the parking lot is on your right.
  • Cumming from Route 4 - get off at Aluf-Sade Interchange and go on Aluf-Sade (westbound), take a LEFT onto Oded st. and the parking lot is on your right.

  • And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

    Call Spit or Swallow 

    Other messages
    • Cum all to the virgin lay of the Looney Moon Hash House Harriers in Jerusalem! We've got beer and live trails - all you need is half a mind to join us.

      Our trails get laid monthly under full moons, on a different day each month. Email croleva@gmail.com to get on our updates list and send addresses of others you think are interested.

      On-on to this week's trail -

      Hares: Puppy Love Machine and Pig Woman
      Theme: Looney Tunes - dress like a cartoon character - Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, etc.
      When: Sunday, June 23rd - hares start drinking at 7:30pm, away at 7:45, hounds on-on at 8:00.
      Location: Parking lot behind Old Train Station, easily accessed from behind Colony at Derech Beit Lehem 7 (map here, erections from Tel Aviv here)
      Bring: In order of importance: 1) 5 shekel and a 6-pack of beer (or something else you'll drink on trail). 2) A flashlight (beer first, safety second). 3) A whistle for alerting hounds to true trail. 4) A towel and change of clothes (for a shiggy trail).

      Maps for walkers will be available.
      There will be a collection for t-shirt pre-orders.

      Got questions? Bug Puppy Love. Reply to his email (noted above) or call 052-344-7338.

      Puppy Love Machine

    • Another reminder - Next H4 Hash will take place up north and will include camping! It will take place at the Jordan National Park, and the hare - Captain Caveman is planning to camp there. Apparently it's a great place with toilets and plenty of space. Children and dog (what's the difference) friendly.
      Bring tents, food, alcohol, music, party games and all the rest, also bathing suits cause the river runs right through the park. 
      Reply to Hash Trash or to Caveman if you're interested in spending a night of debauchery and misbehavior on June 28th.

    • Very Very Important!!! A New BeerMeister is needed! Come on, take the beer off of Caveman's hands.
    • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
    • My beer is over, so I have to go.
    Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
    June 29 - #1005 - Captain Caveman

    Hash Scribe