Hash Trash Run #1005, Directions to Runs #1006

Hello fellow Hashers!

Co-Hare's view of the 1005th Hash:

Not exactly sure how I got stuck with the task of writing up the Hash Trash as I was only the assistant. 

Anyhow, it was hot, very hot. The word around town was that most Hashers would not be able to attend Run 1005. Caveman and myself decided that if only Goldmember showed up -- we weren't running. Much to our surprise, some of the Jerusalem crew showed up and 4 Virgins (3 adults + Hash Brat). 

It was decided that I would walk with Just Audrey (our new Hash Brat). What an excellent decision on my part, Just Audrey was full of information on her mother, Just Nancy. Just Audrey was a little disappointed that the walking trail did not have flour marks like the running trail. She has even suggested that we set the trail with "flowers" and was quick to point out that we shouldn't use flowers that grow locally. 

From what I understood from the runners, the trail was shitty, the Hare was leading the pack and Just Iris (who at the beginning of the Hash informed all of us that she was a long distance runner) wasn't feeling too good at the end of the trail. 

No one can ever replace Swamp Monster but Just Audrey finished her first day of training in the art of pouring down downs.

And to the "Though of the week" by our co-hare:

Can a SCB (Short Cutting Bastard) also be the FRB (Front Running Bastard)?  I think not, what say you?

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1005:

Hare: Caveman & Twin Peaks

FRB: Pig Woman (see thought of the week)

DFL: Just Jose

SCB: Pig Woman

Misdenamer: Boston Creamed

Virgins: Just Ron, Just Iris, Just Nancy and Just Audrey

Hare Leading the Pack: Captain Caveman

Golden Showers: Just Jose

Corrupting Hash-Brat: Twin Peaks

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1006:

Meeting time: Saturday November 24th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet st. (here).

On-After: I don't know of anything pre-planned, but hell, it's right next to Norma Jean's so I guess some kind of voluntary on-after will take place.

Maps: 

From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon - Here

From South (J-lem etc.) - Here

Directions: 

We've started there more then enough times for everybody to know the way by heart... but if you still have no clue, use the directions on the maps above 

or:

Call Second Hand Job @ 054-6129373

Other messages

• Very Important - We need a volunteer to set the Hash next week. Anyone?
• As Important - Captain Caveman has been the Beer-Meister for like a decade now. Who volunteers to take the beer off his hands?
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#1007 Jul 14 - TBD

#1008 Jul 20 - Fluffer/Spit or Swallow

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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