Hash Trash Run 994, Directions to Run 995

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 994th Hash:

An important massage from Captain Caveman is attached at the end of this email

The run went up and up and up and then down but but then up again. The scenery was beautiful, once you caught your breath.

Short and sweet, and I don't have time to elaborate...

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 994:

Hare: Gonadfather
FRB:  Pig Woman
DFL: Just Shou
Returnees: Puppy Love Machine, Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
Virgin: Just Jose
Misnaming: Just Shou, Boston Creamed
Forgot the Cups: Captain Caveman
Too Good (didn't do anything wrong): Second Hand Job, Just Pete
Wrong Date and/or Hash Number: Gonadfather

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 995:

Meeting time: Saturday April 27th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Gas station across from Dan Intercontinental and David Panorama (or is it the other way around?) in Tel Aviv, "Prof. Yehezkel Kaufmann" st. (here).

Parking - Very important!: There is plenty of parking around, mostly in paid parking lots. If you wish to park free of charge go towards HaKovshim Garden (about 500m away) and park on the street.

On-After: None I'm aware of.

Maps: From North. From South/J-lem just get on Ayalon highway and off at La Guardia interchange and follow the same map.

Directions: See map

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Just Shou @ 054-2128316

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• An Important massage from Captain Caveman:

Hashers,

This Saturday after the run we will make all the final decissions regarding the 999+1000.

When to do the Red Dress, when to have the Barbi, show of hands if any one is cuming, etc, etc.

If you're not at the Hash, we will decide without you.

On On

Captain Caveman - GM

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

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Hash Trash Run 993, Directions to Run 994

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 993rd Hash:

Run 993 was one of the better runs that I've set.

In fact I can't remember enjoying setting a Hash so much. The time just flyed by.

Having enlisted Twin Peaks as a co-hare, we set out through urbana, shiggy, sewage, sand, nature, agriculture, and of course garbage, and all this in Ra'anana. Imagine what could have been done if we were someplace interesting?

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 993:

Hares: Captain Caveman + Twin Peaks

FRB: Just Shu

DFL: Double Entry

Returnee: Head Down

Misdenamer: Deliverance

Screaming at J. Shu to Run Like the Wind to Be FRB Instead of Double Entry Who Couldn't Find a Gas Station From a Hole in His Head (or a very catchy SAJSTRLTWTBFIODEWCFAGSFAHIHH): Twin Peaks

Shitting on the Hash: Second Hand Job, Spit or Swollow, Head Down.

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 994:

Meeting time: Saturday April 20th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: parking lot in front of Agron Youth Hostel and Guest House - 6 Agron Stree (here).

On-After: sure! in a nearby drinking place

Directions for seasoned Hashers:

in front of the starting point set by Pigwoman on run #686, (Pre-Purim, damn cold before, great fun and dances later at the pub, remember?)

Driving Directions: Just tap Agron 6 into your GPS whatsamajig...

From Jerusalem Chords Bridge:

(aka Caveman Erection, Jerusalem entrance cumming from Tel Aviv - Jerusalem n.1 road)

1. Head east on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Sderot HaNassi Hashishi/שדרות הנשיא השישי‎

2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎

3. Turn left onto Derech Ruppin/דרך רופין‎

4. Continue onto Ramban/רמב"ן‎

5. Turn right onto Arlozorov/ארלוזורוב‎

6. Take the 1st left onto Sderot Ben Maimon/שדרות בן מיימון‎

7. Turn left to stay on Sderot Ben Maimon/שדרות בן מיימון‎

8. Turn right onto Gershon Agron/גרשון אגרון‎

Agron Youth Hostel and Guest House (IYHA)

Gershon Agron 6

Jerusalem, 94265

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653 or The Gonsdfather @ 054-5937721

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• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is not here yet. You still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

Hash #995 - Just Shu

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Hash Trash Run 992, Directions to Run 993

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 992nd Hash:

Ramat Hasharon was Hilly that day, my friends.

The Pack followed the "Shifty Trail", Up and Down, Up and Down, for over 6KM, Without Bitching.

The main attraction, though, was the "Fiji & Tuvalu" (one for the Quiz night) consulate residence. The flag of which was not recognized by any of the Smart (ass) Pack.

As usual, at the finish, Down Downs were had, New Shoes initiated (Pig Woman) and plans for the 999-1000 Weekend were made.

So on we go to...

Down-Downs Run 992:

Hare: Double Entry

FRB: Fart Smella

DFL: Boston Creamed

Returnees: Boston Creamed, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, STD

Misdenamers: Just Shou, Crock Sucker, Fart Smella

Loster: Second Hand Job

Pointer: Just Pete

In The Money: Crock Sucker, Fart Smella

Bestiality: STD

Culture Club: Spit or Swallow

JBAA: Captain Caveman

New Shoes: Pig Woman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 993:

Meeting time: Saturday April 13th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: At the end of Derech HaPark in Raanana (here).

On-After: None that I'm aware of.

Maps: From Tel Aviv; From anything east of TA or north of TA

Directions: (In the words of CC)

Go to Yerushalaim St to the park and go down the hill heading west (the park will be on your right hand side).

At the end there is a Delek gas station.

Park.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Captain Caveman @ 052-2445644

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• Important Massage! There is still availability to join the world famous, high society, super sophisticated Quiz Night tomorrow at 19:00!!! For more information contact Deliverance ASAP @ 050-2634684
  
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is being written as you read this HT. If you fancy any specific date, this is your chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#994 Apr 20 - The Gonadfather

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Hash Trash Run 991, Directions to Run 992

Hello fellow Hashers!

Notice the Time Change!!!

And today, 2 Hash summaries for the price of one! 

Hare's view of the 991st Hash:

 

The Hashers met (again) at the top of Moshe Sharrette. It was a shitty (great) trail as usual. Awfully (well) marked, horrible (great) scenery and lots (lots) of hills.

And the highlight of the Hash, not one, not two but three Hashers decided they needed to drink out of their new shoes.

Did I mention the trail was shitty?

And now, Hare's view of the 69th+69 Hash of the Thirsty Knights Hash (that took place on Monday):

The hash ran. That was crappy (fun). The hash drank unimaginably shitty wine. That was less fun. The next phase was fucking off Penis Envy. And then the hare got named. That was the most fun (the Hare likes his name too much, might have to rename...).

Then the hash went to Mike's Place for more beer. That was also a lot of fun.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 991:

 

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Double Entry
Virgin: Just Shu
Relirving: Deliverance

Flatlinning: Captain Caveman

8K Idiots (Running 8K before the Hash): Fluffer, Spit or Swallow

Phone Sex: Just Pete

Sitting: Second Hand Job

(Extreme) LateCumming: Just Eli (see new name in the next down-down section)

Race Bling: Double Entry

(Not Official) Fuck Off: Penis Envy

New Shoes: Penis Envy (2nd week straight!!), Second Hand Job, Fluffer (who almost got away with it...)  

Down-Downs Run 69+69 of the Thirsty Knights Hash:

Hare: Just Eli
FRB: Twin Peaks

DFL: Just Joe

Late Cumming: Double Entry (though I think we forgot to give the man a proper drink)

Misnaming (Generally of Second Hand Job): Everyone

Pointing: Everyone

Shortcutting: Everyone

Returnees: Everyone

Not Running Around the Fountain (Shortcutting 2.0): Just Shou and Penis Envy

Golden Showers (AKA Relieving): Deliverance and Just Eli

Bullying on the Trail: Captain Caveman

No Hash Kit: Just Pete, Just Joe, Loves the Cock

Sex on Trail: Just Joe, Loves the Cock

Getting Rammed in the Rear (by a car): Just Joe

Official Fuck Off: Penis Envy

Naming: Just Eli is now Fuck Head (and Fuckin` loves it)

 
...and now for this week's run:

 

 

Directions to Run 992: Notice the Time Change!!!

 

 

Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (Notice the Time Change!!!)

Location: Netzach st. Ramat Hasharon- See Map Here

Directions (From road #5): At this LINK

We've started there like a million times. Just get there...

Still Lost? Call Double Entry 054-7909034

 

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• A new Hare roster is needed, volunteer now or be voluntold!
• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready

 

No Hare Roster. 

There will be a new one next week. Be afraid, be very afraid... (or choose a Sat. you prefer)

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