Directions to Run #983

Hello fellow Hashers!

This is the fastest written HT ever (I'm moving and I don't have time).

Hare's view of the 982st Hash:

Don't Know...

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 971:

Hare: Goldmemeber

FRB: Don't Know

DFL: Don't Know

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 983:

Meeting time: Saturday Feb. 2nd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: This week's run will start in the parking lot on the corner of King George and Maalot Streets in Jerusalem. Hopefully, the weather will not suck (here) *The start point is point B in the map.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com).
Boston Creamed invites everyone to raise a glass of bubbly in honor of her birthday at the Link Bistro where a table has been reserved.
http://www.rol.co.il/sites/link/

Maps: 

See attached Google maps link

Directions: 

In the Google maps link

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054 215 2653

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer 

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

4 minutes, new record.

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Hash Trash Run 981, Directions to Run 982

Hello fellow Hashers!

First, a word from our sponsor: Go to our Hash weekend event page on Facebook. It's just around the corner! and it's on a first come first served basis, so book your spot with one of the locals.

Hare's view of the 981st Hash:

Hash 981, a very typical Hash , to be remembered for 3 things.

1.  Walkers outnumbered the Runners by 5 to 4.

2.  Each hasher got a personal pack of Chips- the empty Chip bags were used as cups for Down Downs (Photos on Penis Envy's IPhone)

3.  Boston Creamed, came in First.

Thanks to all participants.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 981:

Hare:  Double Entry

FRB: Boston Creamed

DFL: Goldmember

Returnee: Bull Shit

Phone Sex: Bull Shit, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman

Relievers: Goldmember, Captain Caveman

Late Cumming: Penis Envy, Just Diane, Bull Shit

Begging: Just Diane

Burping: Penis Envy

Crotch hole: Captain Caveman

Bull Shit Award: Deliverance

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 982:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan 26th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Tel-Aviv corner on Bugrashov and HaYarkon (London garden, Caffe Metzada etc.) (here).

On-After: None that I know of...

Maps: From HaShalom interchange in Ayalon (road #20)

Directions:

1. Head west on Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎ toward Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎

2. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎

3. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎

4. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎

5. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎

6. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎

7. Stop and find a parking spot on HaYarkon/‫הירקון‬‎ or in a near by parking lot.

 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Goldmember @ 052-3980164

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Boston Creamed 

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer 

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 980, Directions to Run 981

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 981st Hash:

A dozen hardy souls gathered with a dog and one-year-old (code name, Poo-Bear) for Hash 980 on a cold post-blizzard day in Jerusalem.
They shussed uphill for a while, and at one point all DFR'ing up a false trail, to a beer stop at the Promenade consisting of sherry and beer and not necessarily separately. After a round of "More Beer, More Sherry", the pack shalomed downhill through the Shalom gardens with views of the Old City and the snow-capped hills beyond (see photo).
At the circle the hash received two votes of "scenic" whereupon the RA launched a version of "Shitty Trail" but misspelled "shitty" for which he was thoroughly excoriated. The down-down was lengthy and liquid due to the large number of violations.

The warren then burrowed its way to a nearby tavern whereupon it verbally abused the hostess, waiter and manager over  some overstuffed armchairs and thus a good time was had by all.
 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 971:

Hares: gaddafi, hot box

(Caped) FRB: pig woman

DFL: penis envy

Returnees: hot box, gaddafi, gonadfather, just gabriel, pig woman, boston creamed

S(h)itters: pig woman, capt caveman, just dianne, hot box, penis envy

Misnaming: twin peaks (self misnaming!), penis envy, crock sucker, boston creamed

DFR (Dead Fucking Rong): capt caveman

Long Cutters: penis envy, gonadfather

False Accusations: fart smella, crock sucker

Touchy Bladder: gonadfather

Poo Stepper: pig woman
Child/Dog Abuse: boston creamed, gonadfather, just gabriel, fart smella, crock sucker

CA Governor Impersonator: twin peaks

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 982:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 17th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: HaNeviim St. Ramat Hasharon (here).

On-After: Nun that I know of (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)

Maps: From Morasha interchange (intersection of roads # 4 & 5) Here

Directions:

Head West on road 5
Take exit "HaKfar HaYarok"
Take exit "Ramat Hasharon" onto road 482

Head north on Route 482 toward Exit to Route 482/יציאה לכביש 482‎

Turn right onto Derech Rishonim/דרך ראשונים‎

At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit ontoTrumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit ontoHaMelachim/המלכים‎

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit ontoHaNevi'im/הנביאים‎

Keep left at the fork

Go through 1 roundabout

Continue straight to stay on HaNevi'im/הנביאים‎

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Boston Creamed

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

#987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 979, Directions to Run 980

Hello fellow Hashers!
First, a word from our sponsor:

Holyland Hash House Harriers are Happy to Present...
Hash 999 & Hash 1000
Weekend!!!
May 24th-25th, Tel Aviv, Israel
Be There and Bring Your Hasher Friends From Around the World
More details to come in the next couple of weeks

Hare's view of the 979th Hash:

Perhaps because of the pleasant weather, or perhaps because of the reknown hare, the masses came out in throngs this Saturday to experience one of central Tel Aviv's greatest hashes.
The weather was soooooo perfect, in fact, that several of our regular runners chose instead to savor the sweet afternoon air and abundant sun with a walk. The marginally stronger among us set out just as the last cloud exited from the far reaches of the sky on an interesting, well-marked trail that gave Hashers the unique opportunity to experience many of Tel Aviv's storied boulevards. The strong sunlight and seasonable temperature even failed to affect the majority of the markings along the way. After heading north, the Hashers streaked across Kikar Rabin, each receiving a suntan in the course of a few seconds. After arriving at Kikar Dizengoff, our halfway point, the hashers eschewed a pavilion for the open space next to the fountain for a stirring rendition of Joe and his buttons. Several of the lighter-skinned Hashers even received sunburns during the song.
After a second half that topped even the first, everyone returned to Kikar Habima for down-downs, rabble-rousing, and general praise for the hare and trail.
Said one nameless hasher, "if you weren't there, you might as well kill yourself because you missed the best thing that ever was or ever will be"**.

**In the words of Epimenides of Crete - "Hashers, all liars"

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 979:

Hare: Just Eli

FRB (By Default): Captain Caveman
DFL: Goldmember

Misnaming :Twin Peaks, Crock Sucker
Returnees :Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Just Eli
Dog Abuse : STD
No Hash Gear : Just Eli
They're Baaaaack... : Captain Caveman's (Pants)
In For Not Being In : Spit or Swallow, Just Dianne
Pointers : Fart Smella, Swans, Captain Caveman
New Shoes, False Acusations : Goldmember

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 980:

Meeting time: Saturday January 12th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: J-lem right about Here.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! in a "Near by tavern" to qoute the Hare

Maps: Here is another map with directions from Tel-Aviv. For the seeing impaired, directions are on the left hand side of the map.

Directions: From Caveman's Erection: Here

1. Head southeast on Sderot Weizman/שדרות וייצמן‎ toward Yermiyahu/ירמיהו‎

2. Slight right onto Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎

3. Slight left to stay on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎

4. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎

5. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎

6. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎

7. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎

8. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎

9. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎

10. Continue onto David HaMelech/דוד המלך‎

11. Continue onto David Remez/דוד רמז‎

12. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit and stay on David Remez/דוד רמז‎

The JVP Media Quarter will be on the right, (Derech Hevron 24, Jerusalem)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Gadhafi @  054-6974478

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#980  - Jan 12th  - Boston Creamed

#981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry

#982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman  #987  - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 977, 978, Directions to Run 979

Hello fellow Hashers!

Before we even start with our day to day regular boring issues, we have one massive, great, amazing "SAVE THE DATE!!!" for everybody.
On May 24th-25th the Holyland Hash House Harriers are having a very special Hash weekend:

Holyland Hash House Harriers are Happy to Present...
Hash 999 & Hash 1000
Weekend!!!
May 24th-25th, Tel Aviv, Israel
Be There and Bring Your Hasher Friends From Around the World
More details to come in the next couple of weeks

Listen up, if you want to come or want any of your hasher friends come to Hash/Drink/Wear dresses/Drink with us, we must set the wheels in motion! So committee or not, start spreading the word.

Hare's view of the 977th and 978th Hashes:

This is going to be an interesting since none of the hares wrote anything.
Hash-Scribe wasn't even there for Hash 977 unfortunately so I only have some insights about Hash 978.
We ran. I mean, we actually had ourselves a Hash, before we went dipping in the cold sea.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..." (George L. Costanza), and cold, and wet.

We then had pizza. It was great.

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 977:

Hares: STD, Swans

FRB: Fart Smella

DFL: Penis Envy

SCB: Penis Envy, Crock Sucker

Virgin: Just Nani

Misnaming: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker, Double Entry

Baby Whisperer/Sitter: Double Entry

Hot Bod/Shitty Trail: Schwantz, STD

Visiting Hasher: Darth Vader

Boring: Capt. Caveman

Down-Downs Run 978:

Hare: Captain Caveman

FRB: Deliverance (I think)

DFL: Penis Envy

Returnees: Goldmember, Laptop (after about 12 years!!!), Semen

No Swimming, Yes Tatoos: Swans, STD

Just no Swimming: Semen, Laptop, Just Dianne

(Trying to Get Back What's Rightfully His and Accused of) Stealing: Spit or Swallow

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 979:

Meeting time: Saturday December 5th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Kikar HaBima (HaBima Square) (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com)

Maps: here

Directions: Follow the map here, and/or:

1. Get off of Ayalon on Hashalom interchange - heading west.
2. Go on Kaplan, continue onto Dizengoff.
3. Turn left to Tarsat.
4. The square is at the end of the block on the left
    

The Surprising Hare of the Day... Just Eli
But since I don't have his phone # call me, Spit or Swallow for any question @ 054-6717787

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
• The new Hare Raising Roster is Here If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#980  - Jan 12th  - Boston Creamed

#981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry

#982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne

#983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi

#984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman

#985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer

#986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman  #987 - Mar 2nd - Spit or Swallow

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Hash Scribe

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