Hash Trash Run 951, Directions to Run 952

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the Nine Hundred and Fifty First Hash:

Run 951 was hot...

Really hot...

And nearly all women, except SOS.  

It was so hot (how hot was it?) that we actually had an impromptu beer stop. There was great debate as to whether we should continue with the run, or order another round and just walk back where delectable food was awaiting us.

Surprisingly we decided to run on-on! We sang a rather listless Father Abraham at the half way point and muddled through the rest of the run till we FINALLY had another beer (and blue moon martinis...yum!)

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 951:

Hare: Penis Envy

FRB: Twin Peaks

DFL: Loves the Cock

Aesthetic Appreciation: Boston Creamed

Misnaming: Twin Peaks

Returnee: Spit or Swallow

(Some sort of bogus accusation of) Trail Crossing: Penis Envy

New to the Hash: Loves the Cock

New Shoes: Twin Peaks (who with complaint finally consumed the beer from said shoes)

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 952:

Meeting time: Saturday June 30th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. 

Location: Dog Park (Cheerio Park) on Wingate Street, Herzliya Pituach (Here)

Maps: From South (Cuming from TA), From North

Directions:

Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.

Take the exit and turn into Herzliya Pituach.

You will be on Keren HaYessod street.

Continue straight through the first roundabout and at the second roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street.

Continue until you see the park on your left hand side.

There is ample parking around the park.

There are large millstones set around the park, hence the name Cheerio Park. The Hare will be waiting for you.   

Lost? Call your Hare, Deliverance @ 050-263-4684.

Other messages

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Thirsty Knights Hash is regaining some momentum, so we're recreating it's HT mailing list.

If interested please mail us @ tkhhharriers@gmail.com and request to be included in the mailing list.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#950 Jul 7 - Gayza Strip

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Captain Caveman

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Directions to Run 951 - Supplemental

An awful omission has occurred.

After the Hash an On-After will be held at Penis Envys' place.

Be there!

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 949, Directions to Run 951 (yup, 951. 950 was postponed...)

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the Nine Hundred and Forty Ninth Hash:

This week the Hare chose to economize in words, so all he has to say is:

was really hot.

the hare walked

the beer was good

Short and sweet...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 949:

Hare:  Fluffer

FRB: Penis Envy

DFL: Double Entry

Non-believers:  Quaddafi and Boston Creamed

Returnee:  Just Shai

Too Darn Slow:  Double Entry

Just Because: Pregnant Pause

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 951:

Meeting time: Saturday June 23rd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. 

Location: Penis Envy's regular spot, Ben-Yehuda 29 Tel-Aviv  (here).

Maps: From Ayalon (Map)

Directions (From Hashalom Interchange - Ayalon):

 

	1. Head north on Exits HaShalom Interchange-מחלף השלום‎ toward Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	2. Turn left onto Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎
		350 m
	3. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎
		800 m
	4. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎
		260 m
	5. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎
		200 m
	6. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎
		350 m
	7. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎
		600 m
	8. Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון‎
		220 m
	9. Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎
		47 m
	10. Take the 1st right onto Ben Yehuda/בן יהודה‎ Destination will be on the left
		140 m
	Ben Yehuda 29 Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Got lost? Call your Hare - Penis Envy 054-4248898

Other messages

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On June 14th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Just a cool Info-graphics site, check it out!  http://visual.ly/

Hare roster - are you there?!

#951 Jun 23 - Penis Envy

#952 Jun 30 - Deliverance\Captain Caveman

#950 Jul 7 - Gayza Strip

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Deliverance\Ghdaffi

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Captain Caveman\Ghdaffi

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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Hash Trash Run 948, Directions to Run 949

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the Nine Hundred and Forty Eighth Hash:

The day was hot. Very hot. And continued to be hot as a small band of hardy Hashers left the parking lot of the Israel Museum and set out running (and walking) in search of something. 

Something big. 

Something hard. 

Something big... and hard... and monumental. 

It was found by the runners at the gates of the Holy City. There are those who call it "The Harp Bridge" but those who know it intimately call it "Caveman's Erection". A well-welded structure and yes, it was a pleasure to run the length of it.

After that, the runners met the walkers halfway at the Chinese Bell in Gan Sacher and Joe Button was sung. We met again for Down-downs and a light respite of beer, spaghetti al tono, olives, watermelon, wasabi peanuts and a bag of dry structured vegetable protein (recommend soaking before consuming). 

The End...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 948:

Hares: Boston Creamed, Pregnant Pause
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Just Effie
Tardy: Just Effie
Returnees: Ghadafi, Hot Box, Just Effie, Pregnant Pause
No Hash Gear: The Gonadfather, Just Effie

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 949:

Meeting time: Saturday June 16th, 16:00, 1600hr, (noticed all the 16's?!) 4pm. 

Location: Free parking lot on Refidim St. Tel-Aviv (try Refidim 7 on your GPS's). Map.

Maps: From North\South, Get to Ayalon road Rokach exit then follow map. From Ramat-Gan. 

Directions: 

Sderot Rokah/‫שדרות רוקח‬‎

	1. Head east on Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎toward Exits Rokah Interchange-מחלף רוקח‎
		1.3 km
	2. Turn left onto Refidim/רפידים‎
		290 m
	3. Turn right toward Refidim/רפידים‎
		43 m
	4. Make a U-turn
		43 m
	5. Turn left onto Refidim/רפידים‎
		130 m
	6. Turn right
		13 m
	7. Turn right
		160 m

Unknown road

Any problems? Lost?, look at the maps or call Fluffer on 052-8801111

If the directions above are too complex, just click on the map link above and see the directions there.

Otherwise, using a GPS device is advisable. 

Other messages

* Ghadafi needs a replacement on June 30th, if anyone is up for the job contact Hash-Trash.

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On June 14th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#951 Jun 23 - Penis Envy

#952 Jun 30 - Ghdaffi

#950 Jul 7 - Gayza Strip

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Deliverance

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Captain Caveman

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Trash Run 946, Directions to Run 947

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the Nine Hundred and Forty Seventh Hash:

3 lessons were learned by the hare during last weeks' hash:

Lesson #1 - Never send your 16 year old son to buy two bags of cheap flour to set the Hash trail because he will come back with two expensive bags of organic whole wheat flour for crunchy bread (as stated on the label)

Lesson #2 - Don't set the Hash trail with said flour.  To paraphrase Rabbi Goo, the flour blobs looked just like bird crap which made finding the trail difficult.

Lesson #3 - Don't set the trail after a Madonna concert when you drank a little too much. (Contrary to popular opinion, the Madonna concert was FANTASTIC!)

The pack set off to find the carefully laid trail when Deliverance took a nose dive just 50 meters into the run and has yet another scar on her knee.  We ran through the quiet streets of Givataim across the highway to a lovely park. Then back over a new walking bridge into another beautiful park.  Soon we reached the half way point into a shaded park.  After waiting a total of 5 minutes and making several phone calls to find our where our walkers went, we decided to sing Joe Button and to continue.  Most of the Hashers went off trail and missed the On In.  The walkers were apparently waiting for us in a different park but found their way back.

It was another great trail set by me - Twin Peaks.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 946:

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Capt. Caveman
DFL: Just Naomi
Returnees: Just Darius and Just Naomi
Lost Hashers: Better in My Mouth, Just Darius and Just Suad
Flying: Deliverance
Not Singing/Dancing: Goldmember
Shortcutting: Caveman, Semen, Goldmember, Double Entry, Rabbi Goo and Penis Envy

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 947:

Meeting time: Saturday June 9th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot of the Israel Museum, Jerusalem. Map.

Maps: Directions are included in the map above.

Directions: 

Driving directions to חנית מוזיאון ישראל‎

Sderot Shazar/‫שדרות שז"ר‬‎

	1. Head southeast on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Yosef Herlits/יוסף הרליץ‎
		350 m
	2. Turn right onto Sderot HaNassi Hashishi/שדרות הנשיא השישי‎ Go through 2 roundabouts
		650 m
	3. Continue onto Yoel Zusman/יואל זוסמן‎
		350 m
	4. Continue onto Kaplan/קפלן‎ Go through 1 roundabout
		600 m
	5. Continue onto ויז‎
		120 m
	6. Make a U-turn
		110 m
	7. Turn right
		20 m

חנית מוזיאון ישראל Jerusalem Israel

Any problems? Lost?, look at the maps or call Boston Creamed on 054-2152653

If the directions above are too complex, just click on the map link above and see the directions there.

Otherwise, using a GPS device is advisable. 

Other messages

* Ghadafi needs a replacement on June 30th, if anyone is up for the job contact Hash-Trash.

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On June 14th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#949 Jun 16 - Fluffer 

#951 Jun 23 - Penis Envy

#952 Jun 30 - Ghdaffi

#950 Jul 7 - Gayza Strip

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Deliverance

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Captain Caveman

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Trash Run 946, Directions to Run 947

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash-Scribes view of the Nine Hundred and Forty Sixth Hash:

The pack gathered in Herlzliya in order to a.Hash, b.Drink, c.Drink some more and d.Humiliate other hashers.

All goals were accomplished quite amazingly. We ran through the rough neighborhoods of Herzliya Pituach, through some rougher neighborhoods in Kefar Shemaryahu and even got the chance to run over two bridges.

All in all we had a great hash, too bad the Hare didn't send HS a Hash summary and so I can't write about any other parts of the run.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 945:

Hares: Deliverance

FRB: Captain Caveman

DFL: ?

Sitting: Captain Caveman, Just Ofer, Just Suad

Returnees: Just Ofer, Just Jim

Late Cumming: Spit or Swallow

Misnaming: (probably) Deliverance

Gayza Stripping: Gayza Strip

Gold-Digger: Gayza Strip

Others: Many other hashers who's identities are unknown to the Hash-Scribe

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 946:

Meeting time: Saturday June 2nd, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Korazin St. Givatayim. Map.

Maps: From Road #4 / From Ayalon

Directions: 

From Ayalon:

Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street. 

Straight through 10 traffic lights. 

Just pass the Paz Gas Station on the left and at the ELEVENTH traffic light TURN LEFT on to KOURAZIN STREET. 

Parking lot up 200 meters on left.

From Route 4:

Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.

Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh (LEFT LANE). 

Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.

Straight through THREE traffic lights. At the FOURTH traffic light make a RIGHT TURN on to KOURAZIN STREET. 

Parking lot up 200 meters on left

Any problems? Lost?, look at the maps or call Twin Peaks on 0528743662 

If the directions above are too complex, just click on the map link above and see the directions there.

Otherwise, using a GPS device is advisable. 

Other messages:

* New Hare Raising Roster is here. If for some odd reason you are in the Holy land and Not on the Roster and Want to host a Hash, contact Hash-Trash ASAP.

* Thirsty Knights Hash: On June 14th. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, be there!

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so why oh why don't the Hares do that?!?!

Did you know?!

Here are some various facts of great importance. Memorize them, there will be a quiz this Saturday...

Hare roster - are you there?!

#948 Jun 9 - Boston Creamed

#949 Jun 16 - Gayza Strip

#951 Jun 23 - Penis Envy

#952 Jun 30 - Ghdaffi

#950 Jul 7 - Fluffer

#953 Jul 14 - Spit or Swallow

#954 Jul 21 - Fart Smella

#955 Jul 28 - Deliverance

#956 Aug 4 - Double Entry

#957 Aug 11 - Boston Creamed

#958 Aug 18 - Fluffer

#959 Aug 25 - Gayza Strip

#960 Sep 1 - Captain Caveman

#961 Sep 8 - The Gonadfather

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com