24 April, 2012

Hash Trash Run 941, Directions to Run 942

Hello fellow Hashers!

Since it's Independence Day this Thursday, Hash-Trash is out early, so party hard and get drunk, but make sure you sober-up before Saturday, so you can get wasted once more!
Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and forty first Hash:
Eight Holyland Hashers gathered for #941 at the Scouts parking lot in Jerusalem. 
The first half of the run was level (going uphill) and the second half was also level (going downhill).
There was an elegant beer stop at the Wahl Rose Garden overlooking central Jerusalem with a cooler of imported beer and chocolate and as reported later a couple having sex on the hash. Too bad they weren't hashers...
Hot Box led the walkers which consisted of Hot Box so no one knows what route was taken but she arrived before everyone else.
After the halfway\beerstop, the Hare got himself a ride back to the circle, so the rest of the pack had to short-cut all the way home.



Down-Downs Run 941:
Hare: Gadhafi, Hot Box
Shortcutting FRB: Fluffer
Shortcutting DFL: Boston Creamed
Relieving: Penis Envy, Just Effi
Shortcutting: Captain Caveman, Penis Envy, Fluffer, Boston Creamed, The Gonadfather, Just Effi
Sitting: Gayza Strip
Misnaming: The Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
Driving Under the Influence: Gadhafi, Hot Box
New Business Cards: Captain Caveman

For some reason there were some infractions that went unrewarded:

Late Cumming: Penis Envy, Fluffer
GPS Challenged: Penis Envy, Fluffer
Sex on the Hash: Some couple in Wahl Park
Nearly Jailbait: Three young scouts who asked for beers


...and now for this week's run: 



Directions to Run 942:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 28th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Ikea parking lot, Netanya (Here)

Maps: From the South (I'm guessing that's everybody), From the North (that would be a surprise if anyone uses it...)

Directions (From all directions): 
Get on road #2
Get off road #2 at Poleg Interchange heading East
Take a Left at the first traffic light
Take the first Right into the Ikea parking-lot.
(If you miss the turn into the parking lot, take a right at the first traffic light and another right immediately into the Ikea parking lot)

Got lost? Wow, now that's amazing! How the F@%K did you manage to get lost on such easy spot?! Call Captain Caveman at 052-2445644.


Other messages:
* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 3rd. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, Mexican themed in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Be there! (Hash trash on that event will be out in a couple of days)
* Quiz Night is back in town! On May 11th. Quiz Night will be held at Casa de la Deliverance, a more detailed email will be out in a couple of days as well.
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
No did you know today. Maybe I'll have something tomorrow wvwning.

Hare roster - are you there?!
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 8:30 PM

20 April, 2012

Hash Trash Run 940, Directions to Run 94

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and fortieth Hash:

The hash was set in the sleepy suburb, Ramat-HaSharon.

"Don't Ask-Don't Smell" winged about drinking and eating before the Hash-hence DA-DS dragged along.

Flufer suffered from Sheen Splints, Captain Cavemen from the shoulder injury , Gayza Strip complained that the Pack was not Loud enough with the On-On's

Spit and Swallow couldn't understand why at the DC half Marathon Hash, Beer was not drunk every KM.

Which leaves Penis Envy, the only cool member appreciating the trail set by Double Entry, after a morning run of 30Km-totaling a Marathon for the Full Day.

At half way a very fast rendition of  FA was sang by Seven Son's of FA.

Finally all got wasted on WARM Beer and went Home.

FYI, at the end we downed an impressive 24 beers (only 7 hashers were there...). 7 of which were downed by one lucky hasher, guess who...

Down-Downs Run 940:
Hare: Double Entry
FRB:Fluffer
DFL:Gayza Strip
Late Cumming: Spit Or Swallow
Racists: Double Entry, Fluffer, Captain Caveman
No Fish-Hooking: Double Entry, Captain Caveman, Penis Envy, Fluffer, Don't Ask Don't Smell
New Flip-Flops: Don't Ask Don't Smell
No Hash Gear: Don't Ask Don't Smell
Relieving: Gayza Strip
Sitting: Gayza Strip
Misnaming: Gayza Strip
Stretching: Gayza Strip
Cup Abuse: Gayza Strip
Pointing: Gayza Strip, Fluffer, Spit Or Swallow, Double Entry
Penis Envy: Captain Caveman



...and now for this week's run: 


Directions to Run 941:
There will be an On-After: After the Hash an On-After will be held at the "Casa de la Gadhafi y Hot-Box", Please RSVP (like you always do...) at:scottbobb@gmail.com

Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 21st, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (is that enough?!)

Location: HaTzofim Scouts Movement in Jerusalem (Here).

Maps: From the West (Everybody really). 

Directions: 
Follow the map.
Some minor changes have been made to the Google maps original suggestion in order to make the way easier to follow.
If you can't read a map just enter Nayot 64 (ניות 64) on your GPS device. That should get you there.

Got lost? Call Gadhafi at 054-697-7748, he might be able to help you.

On-After: After the Hash an On-After will be held at the "Casa de la Gadhafi y Hot-Box", Please RSVP (like you always do...) at:scottbobb@gmail.com


Other messages:
* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
It's Israel's Independence Day on Thursday, get your poles erect, your flags raised and waiving, and celebrate like crazy!

Hare roster - are you there?!
#942 Apr 28 - Captain Caveman
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed

-- 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 3:06 AM

12 April, 2012

Hash Trash Run 939, Directions to Run 940

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and thirty ninth Hash (abbreviated version):
I was sick so I set a short one. 
Thru the industrial zone with no false trails and they still couldn't follow it! Sang more beer halfway in an alley. 
6 people ran. They told me Shitty Trail! No respect. Stayed and drank beer after. Went home and passed out. 
They kept partying in TA later.
Hashers' eye view of the nine hundred and thirty ninth Hash (elongated version):
Bless the hare's heart, he tried.
But, we got lost on several occasions and had some on-backs. We started in the same place that Just Jim set previously, and ran through the industrial area of Herzliya. 
It was a short run, with an even shorter half way song of More Beer!  We were, however, graced with the presence of two visitors, Frozen Asset from Ghana, and He's A Lesbian from Philly. He's A Lesbian showed up well after we had finished the hash and even the circle, but he fit right in and joined us for an improtu on-after in Tel Aviv.
Don't Ask, Don't Smell was previously in Israel but was too lazy to get off his arse and join us before. He claims that the website says we hash at noon (and I say: big fat lie!!!), and it took Gayza Strip to get him to finally cum.



Down-Downs Run 939:
Hares: Just Jim
FRB: DNQ
DFL: DNF
Relieving: Tiny Bladder Jim (AKA Just Jim), Gayza Strip
Returnees:Just Jim and Penis Envy 
Taking a Shower BEFORE the Hash: Gayza Strip
Visitors:  Frozen Asset, Don't Ask, Don't Smell
Racist: Double Entry 
New Shoes: Don't Ask, Don't Smell 
Sexting: Just Jim



...and now for this week's run: 



Directions to Run 940:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr 14th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaNetzach St Ramat Hasharon- Map Here

Maps: From: West, East

Directions: 
Get to HaKfar Hayarok Interchange (connecting roads #5 and #482)
Go into Ramat-HaSharon (North)
Turn right onto Derech Rishonim
At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit (Left) onto HaNetsach
Take a Left into the parking lot

Lost? Call Double Entry at 054-7909034, he knows all about getting you to places... 



Other messages:
* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Jon Stewart's take on the most relevant issue, Passover vs. Easter.
ROTFL...

Hare roster - are you there?!
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Captain Caveman
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy
--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:18 AM

10 April, 2012

Thirsty Knights Hash this Thursday!

Hi all,
Sorry for the (very) non-formal layout, but this was sprung upon me like a Enter favorite metaphor here

So, down to business:
This Thursday, 18:00, 6PM, a Thirsty Knights Hash!
We hadn't had a Thursday night Hash in ages, so this one is of great importance.
Some information:
Time: Thursday, 12 April, 18:00, 6PM
Location: Corner of Bugrashov and HaYarkon streets in Tel-Aviv (map here)
Directions: See maps here: from North, from South
Hares: Gayza Strip & Don't Ask, Don't Smell (Phone # for Gayza Strip - 050-5216016)
Expected Events: Hash, Beer Check, More Hash, More Beer, Even More Beer at "Molly Blooms"
For Further Details: Go to  https://www.facebook.com/events/343906168992308/ 

In the words of Penis Envy: "We are actively recruiting within the US Embassy, so we would like a good showing from our core folks to show some of these losers how much fun we have...LOL!"
In my words : "This is a chance to revive the Thirsty Knight Hash, let's show these losers how much beer we have!"

--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 6:11 PM

06 April, 2012

Hash Trash Run 938, Directions to Run 939

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and thirty eighth Hash:
You may not be aware of it, but Raanana is celebrating it's 90th birthday these days. So we gathered there in order to see what's going on in this city.
We ran through some poor neighborhoods, through an industrial zone, and through some shiggy, all that in just over 4 km of running, amazing!
Well, most of us ran, Deliverance got herself a car-ride! to the half way!
Actually the Hash can be summarized in three sentences:
1. Raanana is celebrating 90 years
2. We ran in Raanana
3. The next day half the industrial zone where we ran burnt down. 
Coincidence?! I don't think so...
Oh! and we had Jem's beer at the end, that's the shiiiiiiit!

Down-Downs Run 936:
Hares: Spit or Swallow
FRB: Rabbi Goo
DFL: Captain Caveman
Relieving: Just Carla, Just Andreas
Returnees: Just Andreas
Life Style of the Rich and Famous: Deliverance
Handicap: Semen
Whining About Injuries: Semen
Dope Droppin' a Braggart: Double Entry
Misnaming: Deliverance
Stretching: Semen
Dog Abuse: Spit or Swallow
1/2 Marathoners: Deliverance, Double Entry, Just Andreas, Caveman (in his sleep!), Just Carla (half half marathon)



...and now for this week's run: (Which is at 16:00, 4PM!)


Directions to Run 939:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr 7th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: 10 HaSadnaot/‫,הסדנאות‬‎ Herzliya Pituach (Industrial Zone).

Maps: From: North, South (and yes, it's pretty much the same...)

Directions: 
If by any chance you've been to the last Hash set by Just Jim, it's the exact same starting point.

Driving directions to HaSadnaot/‫הסדנאות‬‎:

Go on road no.2

1. Exit at HaSira Interchange-מחלף הסירה‎ toward Exit to Herzliya Pituach/יציאה להרצליה פיתוח‎

2. Keep left at the fork to continue toward Sderot Abba Eban/שדרות אבא אבן‎

3. Turn right onto Sderot Abba Eban/שדרות אבא אבן‎

4. Slight left onto HaSadnaot/הסדנאות‎


On HaSadnaot there is a little park, There's a dirt parking lot next to the park, your hare will be there.


Lost? Call Just Jim at 050-5878448, he might answer...



Other messages:
* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Gillette has finally got a rival!
This great video is just... great! take a look for yourselves, and "Vamos Alejandro!"

Hare roster - are you there?!
#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:40 AM