Hash Trash Run 941, Directions to Run 942
Hello fellow Hashers!
Since it's Independence Day this Thursday, Hash-Trash is out early, so party hard and get drunk, but make sure you sober-up before Saturday, so you can get wasted once more!
Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and forty first Hash:
Eight Holyland Hashers gathered for #941 at the Scouts parking lot in Jerusalem.
The first half of the run was level (going uphill) and the second half was also level (going downhill).
There was an elegant beer stop at the Wahl Rose Garden overlooking central Jerusalem with a cooler of imported beer and chocolate and as reported later a couple having sex on the hash. Too bad they weren't hashers...
Hot Box led the walkers which consisted of Hot Box so no one knows what route was taken but she arrived before everyone else.
Hot Box led the walkers which consisted of Hot Box so no one knows what route was taken but she arrived before everyone else.
After the halfway\beerstop, the Hare got himself a ride back to the circle, so the rest of the pack had to short-cut all the way home.
Down-Downs Run 941:
Hare: Gadhafi, Hot Box
Shortcutting FRB: Fluffer
Shortcutting DFL: Boston Creamed
Relieving: Penis Envy, Just Effi
Shortcutting: Captain Caveman, Penis Envy, Fluffer, Boston Creamed, The Gonadfather, Just Effi
Sitting: Gayza Strip
Misnaming: The Gonadfather, Boston Creamed
Driving Under the Influence: Gadhafi, Hot Box
New Business Cards: Captain Caveman
For some reason there were some infractions that went unrewarded:
Late Cumming: Penis Envy, Fluffer
GPS Challenged: Penis Envy, Fluffer
Sex on the Hash: Some couple in Wahl Park
Nearly Jailbait: Three young scouts who asked for beers
Late Cumming: Penis Envy, Fluffer
GPS Challenged: Penis Envy, Fluffer
Sex on the Hash: Some couple in Wahl Park
Nearly Jailbait: Three young scouts who asked for beers
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 942:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 28th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Ikea parking lot, Netanya (Here)
Directions (From all directions):
Get on road #2
Get off road #2 at Poleg Interchange heading East
Take a Left at the first traffic light
Take the first Right into the Ikea parking-lot.
(If you miss the turn into the parking lot, take a right at the first traffic light and another right immediately into the Ikea parking lot)
Got lost? Wow, now that's amazing! How the F@%K did you manage to get lost on such easy spot?! Call Captain Caveman at 052-2445644.
Other messages:
* Thirsty Knights Hash: On May 3rd. there's gonna' be a Thirsty Knights Hash, Mexican themed in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Be there! (Hash trash on that event will be out in a couple of days)
* Quiz Night is back in town! On May 11th. Quiz Night will be held at Casa de la Deliverance, a more detailed email will be out in a couple of days as well.
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...
Did you know?!
No did you know today. Maybe I'll have something tomorrow wvwning.
Hare roster - are you there?!
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed
On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 8:30 PM
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