Hash Trash Run 939, Directions to Run 940
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and thirty ninth Hash (abbreviated version):
I was sick so I set a short one.
Thru the industrial zone with no false trails and they still couldn't follow it! Sang more beer halfway in an alley.
6 people ran. They told me Shitty Trail! No respect. Stayed and drank beer after. Went home and passed out.
They kept partying in TA later.
Hashers' eye view of the nine hundred and thirty ninth Hash (elongated version):
Bless the hare's heart, he tried.
But, we got lost on several occasions and had some on-backs. We started in the same place that Just Jim set previously, and ran through the industrial area of Herzliya.
It was a short run, with an even shorter half way song of More Beer! We were, however, graced with the presence of two visitors, Frozen Asset from Ghana, and He's A Lesbian from Philly. He's A Lesbian showed up well after we had finished the hash and even the circle, but he fit right in and joined us for an improtu on-after in Tel Aviv.
Don't Ask, Don't Smell was previously in Israel but was too lazy to get off his arse and join us before. He claims that the website says we hash at noon (and I say: big fat lie!!!), and it took Gayza Strip to get him to finally cum.
Down-Downs Run 939:
Hares: Just Jim
FRB: DNQ
DFL: DNF
Relieving: Tiny Bladder Jim (AKA Just Jim), Gayza Strip
Returnees:Just Jim and Penis Envy
Taking a Shower BEFORE the Hash: Gayza Strip
Visitors: Frozen Asset, Don't Ask, Don't Smell
Racist: Double Entry
New Shoes: Don't Ask, Don't Smell
Sexting: Just Jim
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 940:
Meeting time: Saturday Apr 14th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Directions:
Get to HaKfar Hayarok Interchange (connecting roads #5 and #482)
Go into Ramat-HaSharon (North)
Turn right onto Derech Rishonim
At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit (Left) onto HaNetsach
Take a Left into the parking lot
Lost? Call Double Entry at 054-7909034, he knows all about getting you to places...
Other messages:
* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin... Did you know?!
Jon Stewart's take on the most relevant issue, Passover vs. Easter.
ROTFL...
Hare roster - are you there?!
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Captain Caveman
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy
-- On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 1:18 AM
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