23 March, 2012

Hash Trash Run 936, Directions to Run 937

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribes' eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Sixth Hash:

Something is wrong... I'm not supposed to write that...

Mmm... was a nice run an' all, but hey, that's the hares job to report it!

So we ran through some mud, and a nice valley, and up and down hills (kinda' regular in the last couple of hashes, ain't it?!). But still it's the hare's job!!!

Was nice food though...


Down-Downs Run 936:

Hare: Fart Smella
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Boston Creamed
Misnaming: Just Kevin (+STD - for not giving clear enough Hash instructions)
Returnees: Fart Smella, STD
Virgin: Just Kevin
Animal Cruelty: Boston Creamed
Littering: Goldmember
(NOT) Sharing (Blow) is (NOT) Caring: Fart Smella 


...and now for this week's run:


Directions to Run 937:
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 24th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hannah Rovina street in TA (Here).

Maps: From the North. From the South

Directions: 
Coming from Herzalia or North: 
Go on route 2 towards TLV,
Turn L into Keren Kayemet, drive around 1km
Turn L into Benu Efriam (main Rd - use to be Shedert Rochach, then name chenged to Beni Efriam)
Turn L at light at Hannah Robena St.
At the 1st Round-a-bout take sharp R turn into parking lot
 
Coming from Jerusalem - you know how to get to TLV (hopefully):
Get on Ayalon and go until Shederot Rochach
Get off and turn R towards the Luna Park
Continue on same rd. (name will change to Beni Efriam)
Turn L at light Hannah Robena St.
At the 1st Round-a-bout take sharp R turn into parking lot


Got lost? Got the flu? Call Semen at 054-440-6313 she'll know what to do with you (you can also call Wind Breaker at 054-328-7422).


Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot, or you are a lost Hasher in Tel-Aviv, contact Hash-Trash for further details.
 

Other messages:
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
Captains log, Supplemental: "The arm isn't really broken, managed to get all the sympathy I could, back to hashing and drinkin' beer in no time..." 

Hare roster - are you there?!
#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow
#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim
#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!
Hash Scribe