Hash Trash Run 931, Directions to Run 932

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty first Hash:

What a day it was... 

The sun was shining, the birds chirping and even a slight breeze blew.

The only thing missing from this week's hash was... HASHERS!

What the F#@K is wrong with you? I mean, if you don't cum when conditions are that good, when will you cum?

Back to the hash, the trail went through some of the best and worst neighborhoods in Ramat-Gan, through the park where Captain Caveman was accused of being young (by a non suspecting 57 yr. old youngster), around the lake and up and down hills. All in all, the FIVE of us who did cum, had a great time. At the half way we sang Joe-Button in an amphitheater to the roaring crowds, and at the end we had lots of beer and even made a video for a hasher from Miami. 

Did I say it was a great hash?


Down-Downs Run 931:
Hare: Spit or Swallow

FRB: Double Entry
DFL: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel (that's Miami speak for Just Daniel)
Misnaming:  No Fucking Hash Name Daniel, Captain Caveman, Double Entry
Visitor:  No Fucking Hash Name Daniel
Sitting: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel

No Fish Hooking: Puking Cougar, Double Entry, No Fucking Hash Name Daniel

Not Enough Hashers (Accused by Visitors): Spit or Swallow, Double Entry, Captain Caveman

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 932:

Meeting time: Saturday feb 18th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Dog Park (Cheerio Park) on Wingate Street, Herzliya Pituach (Here)

Maps: From South (Cuming from TA), From North

Directions:

Take the Highway 2 to the Kfar Shmaryahu/Herzliya exit.

Take the exit and turn into Herzliya Pituach.

You will be on Keren HaYessod street.

Continue straight through the first roundabout and at the second roundabout make a right onto Wingate Street.

Continue until you see the park on your left hand side.

There is ample parking around the park.

There are large millstones set around the park, hence the name Cheerio Park. The Hare will be waiting for you.   

Lost?!  Call Deliverance at 054-300-5092. You may have to call twice as her phone is funky...

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.

 

Other messages:

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be given a spot.

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#933 Feb 25 - Rabbi Goo

#934 Mar 3 - Twin Peaks

#935 Mar 10 - Penis Envy

#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella

#937 Mar 24 - Semen

#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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