05 January, 2012

Fwd: Hash Trash Run 925, Directions to Run 926

Ofcourse, send the RSVP straight to the hare at:

Hash Scribe

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Hash Trash <holyland.hashers@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Jan 5, 2012 at 12:13 AM
Subject: Hash Trash Run 925, Directions to Run 926
To: Hash Trash <holyland.hashers@gmail.com>

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty Fifth Hash:

Being the Hare, I thought that the run was cleverly set. The trail was innovative with no false trails, and no checks. However, every street corner was a possible check as the pack had to check it out at every intersection.

Being the hare I felt quite smug knowing how much this would be appreciated.

However, the pack somehow didn't agree with me. In fact you can't even begin to politely describe how unimpressed they were with my trail.

Anticipating this, I made the second half even better by using no trail whatsoever just running down to and along the beach and back to the cars.

There we got our swimmies and 5 hearty fools dove in for the anal annual New Year's Swim. For the finale the pizza was great.

Why was it that the pizza eaters (except for g-m) were also the swimmers, were also the runners?

Down-Downs Run 924:

: Captain Caveman
: Boston Creamed
: D
Broken Bladder
: Crock Sucker
Wet Ones
: Penis Envy, Double Entry, D, Goldmember, Captain Caveman
Dry Bones
: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed, Pregnant Pause, Mr. Bean

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 926:
Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 7th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: 78 Hayarkon st. Tel-Aviv. On the corner of Hayarkon and Shalom Alechem (just across the street from the US Embassy).

In the words of our hare, Penis Envy:
"I plan to host an on-after following the hash at my place. All are welcome, even those who are not running!
I would ask for an RSVP from those who would like to partake in the on-after as then I know how big of a vat of chili to make!"

Maps: From: North, South (and yes, it's pretty much the same...)
Driving directions to HaYarkon 78, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel
Exits HaShalom Interchange-‫מחלף השלום



 1.      Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן  800 m

 2.      Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף  260 m

 3.      Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט  200 m

 4.      Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון  350 m

 5.      Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב  600 m

 6.      Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון  220 m

 7.      Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור  180 m

 8.      Take the 2nd right onto HaYarkon/הירקון Destination will be on the right 160 m


HaYarkon 78

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Find your hare.

Call Penis Envy 054-4248898

Other messages:
* At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. Care for a special date? give us a heads up! ASAP (else it will be assigned Randomly...)
* FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). Soooooo, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!
remember the freaky flyin' rainbow cat? well, this dog got over 18,000,000 (that's 18 milllllion) views... Enjoy.

Hare roster - are you there?!
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Crock Sucker
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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