Hash Trash Run 921, Directions to Run 922

Hello fellow Hashers!

Since the Hash was pretty much non-existent, let us talk about the morning prior to the event, shall we?

At around 06:46 we awoke in our tents, not only by the sun and light outside but also from various bodily sounds cumming at all angles from our camping neighbors. I was still in a haze of sleep when I saw other Hashers sitting in their loungers already holding a can of beer (true story, people). Way to start off the day!

Morning slugged through, and it was bagel-time. Oh, did I say bagel-time - I meant "Hey Double Entry, can you try to keep the grill steady so we could have some ashes-free breakfast"-time. Was deeeeeee-lish. And if that wasn't enough, we even had some cream, juice, filter coffee, more beer, white wine, kebabs, and a screaming/panting Deliverance that would not stop threatening people with severe injury until she got a cup of coffee in hand.

In the few hours later, this Scribe wasn't in attendance. But if I assume that the same events just kept on going for the entire day, you can understand why the Hash was only about 5 minutes long - by that time, nobody really gave a f*@k.

(either that, or they didn't care enough to send some down-sowns to the Scribe)

None the less - if you weren't there, why not relive the thrills vicariously through these amazing pictures from the event? Tell your friends!

Down-Downs Run 921:
Hare: Double Entry

New Shoes: Double Entry

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 922:

Meeting time: Saturday December 10th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Hares: Pregnant Pause, Boston Creamed.

Location: The Israel Scouts parking lot in the Valley of the Cross (Emek Ha'Matzlevah) in Jerusalem.

Directions: It's at the end of a street called Shota Rustaveli -- who knew? This is in the area of the suburb of Nayot, the Botanical Gardens, Sacher Park, and the Israel Museum. Expect something a bit out of the ordinary.

From the entrance to Jerusalem, after you've passed under the big ol' Harp Bridge, check this Google Map:

Lost? Direct your sad, sad cries for help towards Boston Creamed 054-215-2653

Other messages:

• From Stiff Meat:
  Greetings dear Hashers, as you know I am leaving and my last hash is on the 17th Dec.
  I have things to sell before I go home and I have attached details in the following link. These items will be with me in the white beast, and they can be bought with cash money. For further info: 054-810-8762

Did you know?!

This video is one of the most-watched on YouTube. Jeez, people are idiots.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat

#924 Dec 24 - Semen

#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman

#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker

#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim

#928 Jan 21 - Penis Envy

#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather

#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com