01 December, 2011

Hash Trash Run 920, Directions to Run 921

Hello fellow Hashers!
This week's run took place in Raanana as promised. Well, not all promises were kept. For example, the HARE DIDN'T SHOW UP! some lame excuse about work was brought up, but we don't care.
Thank god first time hasher, Just Daniel, took command of things and got us on the right track. Well, almost. The run that was supposed to be a 5k run turned into an 8k event that made some very brave hashers, both new and old to call it quits...
After running through the really drowsy and sleepy raanana, while Captain Caveman was trying to wake everybody up, we arrived at the park where we ran in circles, over a bridge and along green pastures, watched pelicans swim in the lake and finally got at the half way point where we Swung Low.
The run then continued, in somewhat of a Kriss-Krossy manner, through the park and through some more quiet streets, until we arrived at the circle where CC (him again!) was already waiting for us with the beer and his funny hat.
Oh, the joy of hashing...

ATTENTION!!! If you are attending the desert night run, make sure you read the directions enclosed at the bottom!!!

Down-Downs Run 920:


Hares: Rabbi Goo, Just Daniel
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Boston Creamed
Virgins: Just Daniel, Just Rami
Misnaming: Deliverance
Returnees: Crock sucker, Just Sharon, Just Yoram, Better in My Mouth, Just Suad
Relieving: Double Entry, Just Jim
Late Cumming: Better in My Mouth, Just Suad
Sitting: Just Suad
15K: Captain Caveman
Marathon: Double Entry (Not worthy: All Other Hashers)


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 921 - NOTICE THE START PLACE!
Meeting time: Saturday December 3rd, Time TBD.

In the words of the wise, most experienced hasher in our kennel, Captain Caveman: "The Hash will take place somewhere in the dessert. Time to be decided the Saturday morning. 25 shekels."
Google map here (that's as good a guess as any other, so shove it!).

ATTENTION!!!
If you are attending the desert night run, make sure you read the directions enclosed at the bottom!!!

Location:
In the desert.


Directions: 
Cummin' from Anywhere:
1. Go to the desert.
2. You are there. Park.


Lost? Call someone who's at the desert, like your hare, Double Entry - 054-7909034

VERY IMPORTANT DIRECTIONS FOR THE DESERT NIGHT RUN:

Ok, Here is the deal! Things have changed and all participants of the desert race need to know the following:
1. Bring your own meat and something else to share for dinner. The list of who is bringing what is listed below.
2. All runners should sign up for the race ahead of time. Contact Pro-Sport Store in Tel Aviv for the correct email address site in order to register. The phone number is 03-624-7659. Tell them you're with the Hashers.
3. Breakfast will be provided for you, however, you will be charged for your share at the camp site.
4. Wine and beer will be provided - however you will be charged at the camp site.
5. Plates, condiments (ketchup, salt, pepper, olives, pickles, pita and hummous), paper plates, forks, knives and spoons, coffee, milk and cheap plastic cups will be provided (you will be charged accordingly).
6. There must not be any misunderstanding, we split all the costs evenly on everything, no matter what you drink or use, no whining or bitching will be allowed.
7. Please understand that there are no bathroom or toilet facilities at our site. There are public outdoor cold showers near the Dead Sea (which is nowhere near the campsite).
8. The Hash will take place somewhere in the dessert. Time to be decided the Saturday morning. 25 shekels.
9. If you are coming and are not on the list, be creative and bring something in the spirit of the event. Every one should bring extra wood if they can. Also small grills.
10. We will be between 15 –20 Hashers.
Here is what you are bringing:
Crock sucker: Banana Bread
Goldmember: Cake, Pasta Salad
Lay-a Bitch - Cabbage Salad
Caveman: Chopped salad
Double Entry - rice
Stiff Meat- wood
Penis Envy - potato salad
Is He Doc - ratatoullie (spelling)
Just Sharon - Bulgar Salad
Deliverance - Green Salad
Just Jim - 6 cans of pringles
Things to bring:
Everyone needs to bring a six pack of water!
Flashlight and or head lamp, any large battery operated lamp you may have
IPOD - so we can dance
Tent, Sleeping bag, Running hat, Winter hat, Bathing Suit, Gloves
warm coat, blanket, CHAIRS - we never have enough!
card table or table that breaks down - if you have one
Meat and other food that you have been assigned
Slippers or camping comfortable shoes.
Garbage bag or two, Knife - that actually cuts
Toilet paper, Snacks (to share if possible)
Sandwich or something to eat before the race, Running Shoes
Camelback or fuel belt, Gels for the run, warm socks, Baby wipes
a pair or 3 of disposable gloves - clean up after dinner is a bitch!
Change of clothes for the next day, Sleeping wear, Toiletries
Sponge - clean up again, Coolers - in the event there are no tables (as usual) we will line up the coolers to use as table and chairs
Glow in the dark night games like "Captain Caveman's balls".




Other messages:
  • The Hare Raiser Roster is down here!!
    Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 2.5 months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
  • Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?


Did you know?!

...that the Austro-Hungarian scout cruiser Helgoland was ceded to Italy on 19 September 1920 as part of the peace settlements that ended World War I? (Thank you Wikipedia for making time wasting so enlightening)



Hare roster - are you there?!
#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed
#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat
#924 Dec 24 - Semen
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Penis Envy
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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On-on!
Hash Scribe

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