18 November, 2011

Hash Trash Run 918, Directions to Run 919

Hello fellow Hashers!

Words cannot describe the last hash.
Well, maybe a few words from the keyboard of the hare herself: "I received an overwhelming amount of compliments for the trail that I set for  Run #918. Here are just a few: "Fantastic run" , "beautiful scenery", "best Hash ever", etc."
On the other hand she also said it was "Lame" so who knows?!

Down-Downs Run 918:

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Just Neomi
DFL: Is He Doc (EZ Doc\Easy Doc)
Actually Ran (instead of walking): Pregnant Pause & EZ Doc
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
Full Mooning (not just once...): Pregnant Pause
Cell Phone: Twin Peaks
Late Cumming: Boston Creamed & Pregnant Pause
Bird Watching/Pigeon F**king: Double Entry
Marathon Watch: Double Entry (to run the Cannes-Nice Marathon on the 20th)

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 919 - NOTICE THE START TIME!
Meeting time: Saturday November 19th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Again, in the words of the Hare herself:

Okay you wankers...
in the interest of not having the second occurrence of a non-hash weekend in the final quarter of 2011 I'll take it!  I'll take the ring to Mordor. PENIS ENVY will rise to the occasion!!
The hash will take place in the city that never sleeps, our very own home town of TLV.
We will begin our Hashing adventure on 29 Ben Yehuda St. in downtown Tel Aviv (near the Isrotel) - Google Map (+directions from Ayalon) Here.

From the US Embassy take Shalom Aleichem to a left on Ben Yehuda.  The start will be next to the Subway on Ben Yehuda.
If you don't find a parking place marked in blue and white (and look carefully at the sign in the beginning of the street, some streets are banned for parking even on Saturdays), you will have to pay for parking, and Penis Envy recommends three lots, all with access on Hayarkon: 
  1. 63 Hayarkon is south of the US Embassy; 
  2. A lot across the street from the US Embassy; 
  3. Parking in the Isrotel which is Central Park.
All of these lots are 25 shekels on Shabbat.
Lost? Got any other erectile problems? Call your Penis Envious Hare: 054-424-8898 if you need an assist.

Other messages:
  • The Hare Raiser Roster is here!!
    Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date.
  • Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?

Hare roster - are you there?!
#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo
#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry
#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed
#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat
#924 Dec 24 - Semen
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

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