23 December, 2011

Hash Trash Run 923, Directions to Run 924

Hello fellow Hashers!
We met for run number cmxxiii (923 for all you non-Romans) in an empty parking lot that soon was full not of Hashers but of football (soccer for all you Americans) fans going to a game. The run took us through nice neighborhoods and less nice neighborhoods, running past a lot of hoods.
At the half way we sang a splendid rendition of Father Abraham and those that didn't know the words, now do. Afterwards we ran back to the car park to the screams of Goooooaaaaal a couple of times, to find Long Horny and Christie waiting for us to open the car and get a beer. FRB was probably Fluffer, DFL was definitely Double Entry. There was a reliever, some without Hash shirts, Ika was a virgin and we had a few returnees, especially Long Horny. We wished Stiff Meat a piss off not before making him run circles around the car park to another screaming rendition of Goooooaaaaal, thus he outsmarted us all and made his 50th run, qualifying for a patch and a MUG (if Twin Peaks ever comes back to the Hash).
Norma Jean's was better then ever as we devoured our food, drank more beer, forgot to pay for Stiff Meats portion (he paid his own) and stumbled out to face another weekly grind at the manure factory.
It was unanimously voted down that seeing as the HashScribe has better things to do, that the Hare should report about the run.

Down-Downs Run 923:
Hares: Stiff Meat & Penis Envy
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Double Entry
Golden Shower \ Relieving: Rabbi Goo
No Hash Gear: Captain Caveman, Just Rami, Just Sharon, Just Yoram
Virgin: Just Mika
Visitor: Long Horny
Snitching on the ASS-RA: Just Sharon
50 Runs: Stiff Meat
Fuck Off: Stiff Meat

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 924:
Meeting time: Saturday December 24th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Kdoshei HaShoa st. TA.
Maps: From North (outside TA) \ From South (inside TA)
Go on Namir (either direction).
Turn West onto Propes (that's right if you cum from the north and left if you come from the south).
Turn Right onto
Kdoshei HaShoa.
Go another 400 Mt.
Park at the shopping center.
Look for Semen.

Don't forget, it's a holiday (well, actually it's two holidays),
so bring treats, sweets,and good things to eat!

Lost? What 'bout them maps we was talkin' 'bout?! Call the hare -
054 440 6313 - Semen.

Other messages:
As of the last hash the hare is responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). Soooooo, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!
"Do they know it's Christmas time at all"?!
No, they don't! It's freakin' Hanuka time in here, so have some respect and have a latke or a donut for cryin' out loud!

Hare roster - are you there?!
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Penis Envy
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer

Hash Scribe

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