Hash Trash Run 933, Directions to Run 934
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Second Hash:
the hare advices all future hares to refrain from imbibing before the run unless absolutely necessary
R. Goo
So short and yet sooo correct.
Hare: Rabbi Goo, Just Nomi
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Twin Peaks
Misnaming: Just Nomi
Relieving: Crocsucker
Returnees: Crocsucker, Fart Smella, Hot Box, No Fucking Hash Name Daniel, Gadhafy, Just Nomi
Lost Hare: Rabi Goo
Lost Walkers: Hot Box, Double Entry
Phone Sex: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel
Lazy: Gadhafy
Step in Dog Crap: Deliverance (Quickie's revenge!)
Queen without a Crown: Twin Peaks...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 934:
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 3rd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Moshe Sharet st. Ramat-Gan (Here) right at the top of the hill (and yes, you will have to run up the hill as well...)
Directions: See the Maps!
Lost? Lacking computer skills? Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662
Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.
Specifically, Sara at: saraleitner@sbcglobal.net so if you have a spot, send her an email!
Other messages:
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be given a spot.* We have a new entry in our Hare-Roster, Gadhafy has been assigned the June 2nd hash. Oohrha!
*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...
Did you know?!
And now a warning as sent by the CDC, and delivered to us by Double Entry:
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely! If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Hare roster - are you there?!
#935 Mar 10 - Penis Envy
#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella (+On-after @ Chateaux d'Keret-Douglas (Mevaseret Zion))
#937 Mar 24 - Semen
#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow
#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim
#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy
On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 11:17 PM
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