Hash Trash Run 937, Directions to Run 938

Hello fellow Hashers!

Note the new Hash time!!! Next Hash is at 4PM!

Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and thirty seventh Hash:

We circled up in Ramat Aviv. The hare was still setting the trail as we arrived and there was no beer!  A Hash first.  

The hare was using a fancy bike with no gearing and no breaks to set the Hash. 

We ran around in a big circle, met at the halfway and sang More Beer while 2 guys were doing martial arts. The moved away. I wonder why. 

Penis Envy arrived bearing a gift - Yea!  We received arm tattoo sleeves from Bangkok in order to celebrate Capt. Caveman's busted arm. Thanks!

Hash Scribe's I-View: Wasn't there, didn't get the tattoo sleeve, bummer...

Down-Downs Run 936:

Hares:  Semen and Windbreaker

FRB: Captain Caveman

DFL:  Twin Peaks

Late Cumming:  Penis Envy (but she had gifts, so it's ok), Gaza-a-Strip

Mailing letters on the Hash:  Capt. Caveman

Psychobiker:  Windbreaker

Relieving:  Gaze-A-Strip

Running Booty Call:  Double Entry

Returnees:  Penis Envy, Gaze-a-Strip, Windbreaker, Semen, Caveman, Double Entry

Dirty Diapers:  Goldmember

Birthday:  Deliverance

All around Bad Hare (phone answering, biking, unable to count to 3 properly and he is a CPA): Windbreaker

...and now for this week's run: (Which is at 16:00, 4PM!)

Directions to Run 938:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 31th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (is that enough?!)

Location: Raanana, parking lot on Atidim St. (really close to Renanim mall) (Here).

Maps: From the West (Herzlyia\north TA). From the South (Other parts of TA, J-Lem etc.)

Directions: 

Coming from South or North: 

Go on route 4,

Turn into Raanana at raanana north interchange.

Turn R into Atidim st.

Parking lot will be on your right after about 500 mt.

 

Coming from Herzliya:

Go east on Hama'apilim st.

It becomes Begin and then Habrigada Hayehudit.

Turn L on Yerushalaim.

Turn R on Weizman.

Turn L into Atidim st.

Parking lot will be on your right after about 500 mt.

Got lost? Call Spit or Swallow, 054-6717787

Other messages:

* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.

* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

Did I mention the Hash starts at 16:00 from now until further notice?

Hare roster - are you there?!

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 936, Directions to Run 937

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribes' eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Sixth Hash:

Something is wrong... I'm not supposed to write that...

Mmm... was a nice run an' all, but hey, that's the hares job to report it!

So we ran through some mud, and a nice valley, and up and down hills (kinda' regular in the last couple of hashes, ain't it?!). But still it's the hare's job!!!

Was nice food though...

Down-Downs Run 936:

Hare: Fart Smella

FRB: Spit or Swallow

DFL: Boston Creamed

Misnaming: Just Kevin (+STD - for not giving clear enough Hash instructions)

Returnees: Fart Smella, STD

Virgin: Just Kevin

Animal Cruelty: Boston Creamed

Littering: Goldmember

(NOT) Sharing (Blow) is (NOT) Caring: Fart Smella 

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 937:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 24th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hannah Rovina street in TA (Here).

Maps: From the North. From the South

Directions: 

Coming from Herzalia or North: 

Go on route 2 towards TLV,

Turn L into Keren Kayemet, drive around 1km

Turn L into Benu Efriam (main Rd - use to be Shedert Rochach, then name chenged to Beni Efriam)

Turn L at light at Hannah Robena St.

At the 1st Round-a-bout take sharp R turn into parking lot

 

Coming from Jerusalem - you know how to get to TLV (hopefully):

Get on Ayalon and go until Shederot Rochach

Get off and turn R towards the Luna Park

Continue on same rd. (name will change to Beni Efriam)

Turn L at light Hannah Robena St.

At the 1st Round-a-bout take sharp R turn into parking lot

Got lost? Got the flu? Call Semen at 054-440-6313 she'll know what to do with you (you can also call Wind Breaker at 054-328-7422).

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot, or you are a lost Hasher in Tel-Aviv, contact Hash-Trash for further details.

 

Other messages:

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

Captains log, Supplemental: "The arm isn't really broken, managed to get all the sympathy I could, back to hashing and drinkin' beer in no time..." 

Hare roster - are you there?!

#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 935, Directions to Run 936

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hash Scribes' eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Fifth Hash:

Well, the run was exactly the same as last weeks' hash, with only one added hold, a lesson learned when Crock Sucker went AWOL on hash 934.

On the other hand, there was only one (1!) hasher that attended both hashes, Fluffer, so the run seemed like something totally new.

The run went through Ramat-Gan, a city which has the word Ramat=Hill in it's name, so all of you who weren't there can understand the character this run had.

We went up-hills, down hills and up hills again, through stairs and pavement, and next to statues who had no Hash gear on (or any gear on for that matter...).

When we got back at the top of the hill, the cold beer waited for us in Deliverance's new car (which now reeks of Hasher sweat), for our great pleasure.

Down-Downs Run 935:

Hare: Twin Peaks

FRB: Deliverance

DFL: Boston Creamed

Misnaming: Boston Creamed, Just Sabrina, Deliverance

Returnee: Boston Creamed, Spit or Swallow, Just Sabrina

New Shoes: Deliverance

No Hash Gear: Just Sabrina

Over Gentlemanism: Spit or Swallow 

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 936:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 17th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Corner of HaDror and HaSnunit streets in Mevaseret Zion (Here).

Maps: Read the directions, it's real simple, if you still need a map, here you go: map

Directions: Take Route #1 and get off @ Harel Interchange (from TA - exit at interchange and turn left. From J-lem, exit at interchange and turn right).

Follow the road to the 1st roundabout, turn left onto HaDror. Drive til the 4th street to your left - that's HaSnunit. Park yer car and get ready to rumble.

Still need a map? That's embarrassing, can't ya memorize a couple of turns? (look up ^)

Other Stuff (On-After - BYO Style): As has been long foretold, there will be a smashin' on-after at Fart Smella/Crock Sucker's place. The hosts are preparing some refreshments, but if you'd actually like the food to last for everybody, it would be nice if you bring a lil' something too. Just a thought. 

Managed to get lost? Can't smell the Bar-B-(Q)? Call Fart Smella at 054-4888165

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.

 

Other messages:

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

CC broke his arm today... while skiing... gonna take lots of beer to kill the pain... (not so) lucky bastard.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#937 Mar 24 - Semen

#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 934, Directions to Run 935

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Forth Hash (a short one, again):

"I would like to tell you that Run 932 was the best Hash ever and I was requested to Hare again."

Hash Scribe Note: That, my friends, is a big fat lie. It was Hash #934!

Surprising Conclusion: Nevertheless, this weeks' Hash will take place at the exact same place.

Down-Downs Run 934:

Hare: Twin Peaks

FRB: Just Jim

DFL: Penis Envy

Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Twin Peaks

Returnee: Just Jim

Visitor: Just Sara

Lost: Crock Sucker

No Hash Gear: Just Jim, Crock Sucker, Penis Envy

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 935:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 10th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Moshe Sharet st. Ramat-Gan (Here) right at the top of the hill (and yes, you will have to run up the hill as well...)

Maps: From TA or J-Lem (or Herzliya), From Ra'anana\Kfar Sava

Directions: See the Maps!

Managed to get lost two weeks in a row? Still looking since last Saturday?  Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.

 

Other messages:

* Next weeks' Hash (Mar 17th, Fart Smella) is going to have an On-After after it. Get your tummies ready!

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

The world's shortest horror story, "Knock", is only two sentences long (or should I say "two  sentences short"?). Here it is:

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"

And I ask you, horror? This one? Really? Where are all the zombies? all the Nazis? all the Nazi Zombies?!

Hare roster - are you there?!

#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella (+On-after @ Chateaux d'Keret-Douglas (Mevaseret Zion))

#937 Mar 24 - Semen

#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com

Hash Trash Run 933, Directions to Run 934

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Second Hash:

the hare advices all future hares to refrain from imbibing before the run unless absolutely necessary

R. Goo

So short and yet sooo correct.

Down-Downs Run 933:

Hare: Rabbi Goo, Just Nomi

FRB: Fart Smella

DFL: Twin Peaks

Misnaming: Just Nomi

Relieving: Crocsucker

Returnees: Crocsucker, Fart Smella, Hot Box, No Fucking Hash Name Daniel,  Gadhafy, Just Nomi 

Lost Hare: Rabi Goo

Lost Walkers: Hot Box, Double Entry

Phone Sex: No Fucking Hash Name Daniel

Lazy: Gadhafy

Step in Dog Crap: Deliverance (Quickie's revenge!)

Queen without a Crown: Twin Peaks

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 934:

Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 3rd, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Moshe Sharet st. Ramat-Gan (Here) right at the top of the hill (and yes, you will have to run up the hill as well...)

Maps: From TA or J-Lem (or Herzliya), From Ra'anana\Kfar Sava

Directions: See the Maps!

Lost? Lacking computer skills?  Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.

Specifically, Sara at: saraleitner@sbcglobal.net so if you have a spot, send her an email!

 

Other messages:

* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be given a spot.
* We have a new entry in our Hare-Roster, Gadhafy has been assigned the June 2nd hash. Oohrha!
*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

And now a warning as sent by the CDC, and delivered to us by Double Entry:

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. 

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).  

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

This virus will wipe out your private life entirely! If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. 

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). 

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#935 Mar 10 - Penis Envy

#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella (+On-after @ Chateaux d'Keret-Douglas (Mevaseret Zion))

#937 Mar 24 - Semen

#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow

#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim

#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman

#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed

#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry

#943 May 5 - Fluffer

#944 May 12 - Goldmember

#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather

#946 May 26 - Deliverance

#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

www.israelhhh.com