26 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 908, Directions to Run 909

Hello fellow Hashers!
The pack gathered in the holy city, right next to the Scouts home, where young minds were undoubtedly doing very unholy things. Some of us got there without a problem, some even walked to the circle, and others were soooo Late Cumming that search-parties were considered.
We started running, immediately uphill to get us going, all the while the Hare's dreadful word echoing in our minds: "some parts are not well-marked..." Boston didn't fail us, and led the baffled group into J-town's bird sanctuary (not the kind of birds Caveman would like to meet, but still). On through Sacher Garden to a "More Beer" rendition in a frightfully beer-less circle. Even the guys coming to play Cricket thought it was strange.
It was only downhill from there - oh wait, no it wasn't. We had to scratch our way back through hills and tunnels, in front of cars and pedestrians. Finally at the circle, the holy ale was poured and some even had the pleasure of having cold down-downs, once the warm ones were finished. One thing to be said about this circle - there was a LOT of flashing going on... pictures on http:///hashpornpics.com
Hungry Hashers were then greeted into Boston Creamed and The Gonadfather's household, where yummy gnocchi was served and spaghetti was flowing like water. None was left, we made sure of that. The well-fed pack tumbled into their chariots and went home.



Down-Downs Run 908:
Hares: Boston Creamed, The Gonadfather
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Deliverance
Misnaming: Boston Creamed, Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Fart Smella
Magellan: Boston Creamed
Attack Dog: Just Nili
Columbus: The Gonadfather
Late Cumming: Capt. Caveman, Twin Peaks, Deliverance
Sexting: Twin Peaks
Snack Reject: Stiff Meat
Noname: Just Caitlin
Need a Flash: Pregnant Pause
Ankle-Foreskin: Capt. Caveman


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 909:
Meeting time: Saturday August 27th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The run will take place in Ramat Aviv close to Tel-Aviv University. We will meet in the parking lot on Klausner St. near Beit Ha Tefulsot and the Botanical Gardens. Hopefully the parking lot is free on Shabbat... (if not, I'm sure the Hare would love to pay eeeeeveryone's expenses, right?)
  • Coming from Herzliya area take Rt 2 towards Tel-Aviv, turn Left on Keren Kayement St. Then R on Haim Levanon St toward the University. L on Klaskin all the way up the hill till Round-a-bout, and turn R unto Klausner St look for the parking lot.
  • Coming from Tel-Aviv or Jerusalem, come down Derech Namir, turn R on Haim Levanon (toward the Israel museum), follow the road all the way around pass the University on the right. Turn R on Klaskin all the way up the hill till Round-a-bout, and turn R unto Klausner St look for the parking lot.
Lost? Call Semen 054-440-6313



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  1. For all you beer lovers out there - there's a Country-Beer Happening taking place in the next few days (26-27 Aug). 10:00-18:00 at Givat Yeshayahu, all are invited to piss themselves silly. Information here.
  2. Got plans for 2012? The Africa Wold HHH Interhash is approaching! Kenya will be hosting the event (after a bloody battle with Java, read all about it in the tabloids) on 18-20 May 2012. For more details and registration possibilities, go to http://hashmigration2012kenya.com
  3. Not to fret, races are happening in little ol' Israel too... Nike's Night Run will take place on Nov 1st, you can register at http://nikerunning.co.il



Hare roster - are you there?!
#910 Sep 3 - Deliverance
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 10:03 AM

18 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 907, Directions to Run 908

Hello fellow Hashers!
Here's a little some'n some'n to get you going: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-n0nn2a8eNY

So this Hash started as any other, Twin peaks surprised us with a completely unfamiliar and unique choice for a starting location, and we set off to the bohemian wilderness that is Ramat-Gan.
Here are a few memorable moments, laid out on a timeline for your convenience:
  • 00:03 min. into the run - when our Beermeister realized the amount of beer in his car could probably hydrate about 3 people, and the rest were going to kill him. He ran to get more.
  • 02:47 min. into the run - our first casualty: Just Rasha with his interpretation of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly (head-first into the floor)"
  • 09:16 min. into the run - passing by IDF Shalishut (militarys' HR, basically), Hashers learn that Caveman was interviewed, but denied a glamorous career as the Israeli 007
  • 12:39 min. into the run - Double Entry switches to commando-style barefoot-running, trying to avoid drinking out of new and sweaty shoes (did he succeed? check out the last event)
  • 34:20 min. into the run - Father Abraham turns into sexual harassment when Caveman tries to molest Fart Smella. Old lady out on porch doesn't seem to give a rat's a$$ about our beautiful performance of the song.
  • 48:01 min. into the run - is when Quickie decided to show up (a record in Late Cumming?)
  • 48:32 min. into the run - arrived at circle. Caused from the panic to get more cold beer to thirsty Hashers, the down-downs were left with a mere 3 bottles of warm beer... it was the first ever cold-beer down-downs. Delicious!
And, finally:
  • 01:52 min. into the down-downs - is how long before Pregnant Pause flashed her backside
  • 10:15 min. into the down-downs - Double Entry drinking beer poured through his dusty, dirty, asphalt-stained toes

* all times noted are a figment of one tired Hash Trash's imagination



Down-Downs Run 907:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Lynn
Virgin: Just Rasha
Phoney: Twin Peaks
Sodomizing In Halfway: Capt. Caveman, Fart Smella
Bad Beermeister: Stiff Meat, Fluffer
Returnees: Woodstock, Deliverance, Semen, Black Magic, Pregnant Pause
Late Cummers: Quickie, Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Boston Creamed
New Shoes: Double Entry, Deliverance
No Hash Gear: Pregnant Pause, Quickie
200 Runs: Deliverance
Fuck Off: Woodstock
Eagle Eyes: Just Rasha


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 908:
Meeting time: Saturday August 20th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: The starting point will be the Israel Scouts parking lot in the Valley of the Cross (Emek Ha'Matzlevah) in Jerusalem.
It's at the end of a street called Shota Rustaveli -- who knew? 
Directions from the entrance to Jerusalem, after you've passed under the big ol' Harp Bridge: In this nifty little Google Map
Afterwards, all are invited to the house of Boston Creamed and The Gonadfather.
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653.



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Hare roster - are you there?!
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Deliverance
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:41 AM

11 August, 2011

Directions to Run 907

Down-Downs Run 906:
Hare: (Barefoot) Double Entry
FRB: (Shoed) Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Lynn
No Hash Gear: Blowjack, Just Suad
Returnees: Just Lynn, Just Caitlin
Blue Is My Favorite Color: Stiff Meat
Alcohol Abuse: Capt. Caveman
Dog Abuse: Boston Creamed
Phone Abuse: Just Suad
Snitcher: Better In My Mouth
Selling 3 More Hashirts: Priceless (9 to go!)


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 907:
Meeting time: Saturday August 13th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Moshe Sharet, Ramat-Gan.
Directions:
  1. Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
  2. Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
  3. Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
  4. Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
  5. Park somewhere near the school (on your right). Your Hare will be waiting.
Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? Fine - here's a Google Map for ya.
Lost? Call Twin Peaks 052 874 3662



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Save the date! October 24, 2011, The 10k Papal Peace Run from Bethlehem to Jerusalem.
It's quite an experience, not so much because of the run but because of the crowd. 
If you are interested, let Boston Creamed know as the organizers have to arrange for security / entry to Bethlehem, etc.



Hare roster - are you there?!
#908 Aug 20 - Boston Creamed
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Twin Peaks
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



-- 
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Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 10:41 PM

05 August, 2011

Hash Trash Run 905, Directions to Run 906

Hello fellow Hashers!
This week's Hash started with a surprising realization: Grave Robber, our assumed Hare, has apparently left the country in such a hurry, that he forgot to inform the Scribe (or anyone else, for that metter). So Yours truly was left with an empty slot. What was I to do? Well, why not set the world's most confusing Live Hash, then?
The pack met at the train station in Kfar Saba, in what looked like a deliberately hand-picked shadeless parking lot. Hashers were already thrilled. To the Hares' surprise, Stiff Meat gave the impression he's so displeased that he's about to get in the car and leave. Are you leaving? No... he merely had his keys locked inside the car - with the engine and air-con running... and if that wasn't enough, the beer was in there! After a few futile attempts by the Israeli McGuiver a.k.a Fluffer to break in to the UN bullet and grenade-proof armored car, Stiff Meat decided to stay back and wait for his buddies from Ashkelon to bail him out (in).
The Hares ran ahead to set the Live Trail, and Hashers soon followed. But did they? The Hares arrived at the halfway, appropriately located in tent-city, central Kfar Saba, and waited... and waited, and waited, and waited. Four score and seven years later, the Hashers caught up. It seems that in between the blistering heat and the trail being so perfect, they lost it completely and started running rampant in the streets like lost sheep. Then again, the Hares had a nice 25 min. break.
We sang More Beer at the halfway, and for once were holding nice chilly beers in hand (even had some leftovers from the drop to give away to protesting campers). Soon after, it was on again. Oh, not the trail part, the getting completely lost part. As the Hares were getting back to the circle, they already saw the Hashers following... How's that possible, you ask? That's cos they were so lost, lonely and scared, they basically decided to On-In straight from the halfway. A perfectly laid trail gone to waste.
Hashers gathered for the down-downs, greeted Just Alon and Just Hani the virgins with a nice warm disgusting beer, and at the end had a royal feast, none the less. Stiff Meat, all refreshed from not having to run anywhere and just sit and wait for the cavalry, whipped us up a snack-fest in honor of Gisprt's 108th b-day. Happy birthday G!
Steaming and satisfied, the Hashers went home.



Down-Downs Run 905:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Worst Trail In The History Of Hashing: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Virgins: Just Alon, Just HaniReturnees: Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
GPS Abuse: Just Alon
Misaccusation: Twin Peaks
Best Excuse To Not Run: Stiff Meat
The Reason For Best Excuse: Pippy Long Cocking
Sitting: Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Spit or Swallow
G-Spot-Phobe: Capt. Caveman
Lid In Circle x 3: Fluffer
100 Runs: Crock Sucker


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 906:
Meeting time: Saturday August 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Ramat Hasharon
Directions: 
  1. Get to HaKfar HaYarok interchange on Route #5, and exit towards North
  2. Take the 1st right onto Derech Rishonim
  3. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto HaNetsach
  4. Park near the garden on your left.

Or, check out this Google Map from the interchange onward.
And get ready to sweat 'yer asses off, Hashers...
Lost? Call Double Entry 0547 909034



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We've moved! The Hash Scribe has moved on to greener pastures, and is now using a new email address:holyland.hashers@gmail.com
Please make sure you update your address books, and send all future messages to the Scribe to this address.
May we never again have email screw-ups like the one that made us switch from Yahoo. (Amen)



Hare roster - are you there?!
#907 Aug 13 - Deliverance
#908 Aug 20 - Boston Creamed
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Twin Peaks
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



-- 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 9:25 AM

Hash Trash Run 905, Directions to Run 906

Hello fellow Hashers!
This week's Hash started with a surprising realization: Grave Robber, our assumed Hare, has apparently left the country in such a hurry, that he forgot to inform the Scribe (or anyone else, for that metter). So Yours truly was left with an empty slot. What was I to do? Well, why not set the world's most confusing Live Hash, then?
The pack met at the train station in Kfar Saba, in what looked like a deliberately hand-picked shadeless parking lot. Hashers were already thrilled. To the Hares' surprise, Stiff Meat gave the impression he's so displeased that he's about to get in the car and leave. Are you leaving? No... he merely had his keys locked inside the car - with the engine and air-con running... and if that wasn't enough, the beer was in there! After a few futile attempts by the Israeli McGuiver a.k.a Fluffer to break in to the UN bullet and grenade-proof armored car, Stiff Meat decided to stay back and wait for his buddies from Ashkelon to bail him out (in).
The Hares ran ahead to set the Live Trail, and Hashers soon followed. But did they? The Hares arrived at the halfway, appropriately located in tent-city, central Kfar Saba, and waited... and waited, and waited, and waited. Four score and seven years later, the Hashers caught up. It seems that in between the blistering heat and the trail being so perfect, they lost it completely and started running rampant in the streets like lost sheep. Then again, the Hares had a nice 25 min. break.
We sang More Beer at the halfway, and for once were holding nice chilly beers in hand (even had some leftovers from the drop to give away to protesting campers). Soon after, it was on again. Oh, not the trail part, the getting completely lost part. As the Hares were getting back to the circle, they already saw the Hashers following... How's that possible, you ask? That's cos they were so lost, lonely and scared, they basically decided to On-In straight from the halfway. A perfectly laid trail gone to waste.
Hashers gathered for the down-downs, greeted Just Alon and Just Hani the virgins with a nice warm disgusting beer, and at the end had a royal feast, none the less. Stiff Meat, all refreshed from not having to run anywhere and just sit and wait for the cavalry, whipped us up a snack-fest in honor of Gisprt's 108th b-day. Happy birthday G!
Steaming and satisfied, the Hashers went home.



Down-Downs Run 905:
Hares: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Worst Trail In The History Of Hashing: Fart Smella, Crock Sucker
Virgins: Just Alon, Just HaniReturnees: Fluffer, Spit or Swallow
GPS Abuse: Just Alon
Misaccusation: Twin Peaks
Best Excuse To Not Run: Stiff Meat
The Reason For Best Excuse: Pippy Long Cocking
Sitting: Fluffer, Twin Peaks, Spit or Swallow
G-Spot-Phobe: Capt. Caveman
Lid In Circle x 3: Fluffer
100 Runs: Crock Sucker


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 906:
Meeting time: Saturday August 6th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.
Location: Ramat Hasharon
Directions: 
  1. Get to HaKfar HaYarok interchange on Route #5, and exit towards North
  2. Take the 1st right onto Derech Rishonim
  3. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto HaNetsach
  4. Park near the garden on your left.

Or, check out this Google Map from the interchange onward.
And get ready to sweat 'yer asses off, Hashers...
Lost? Call Double Entry 0547 909034



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We've moved! As you can see from this email, the Hash Scribe has moved on to greener pastures, and is now using a new email address: holyland.hashers@gmail.com
Please make sure you update your address books, and send all future messages to the Scribe to this address.
May we never again have email screw-ups like the one that made us switch from Yahoo. (Amen)



Hare roster - are you there?!
#907 Aug 13 - Deliverance
#908 Aug 20 - Boston Creamed
#909 Aug 27 - Semen
#910 Sep 3 - Twin Peaks
#911 Sep 10 - Capt. Caveman
#912 Sep 17 - Fluffer
#913 Sep 24 - Pepe Le Puke
#914 Oct 1 - Goldmember
#915 Oct 8 - Black Magic
#916 Oct 15 - Spit or Swallow
#917 Oct 22 - The Gonadfather
#918 Oct 29 - Stiff Meat



--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 9:07 AM